Getting pried off a toilet

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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So I was going over my list of things I never want to get pried off of-- here it is, by the way:

Well, I’ll stop there, because really, all’s you need to see is that “Toilet” tops my list.

So imagine my horror when I read this in today’s paper:

Woman pried off boyfriend’s toilet after 2 years

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Psst.

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Dammit!