I’m just sorry that William S. Burroughs isn’t around to see this.
It was the ‘sold out’ sticker that puzzled me the most…
For curiosity, how long does the bottle last before the bug starts to dry out and accelerate the process of the whisky going off? (Not that it was all that on to begin with, in my books)
I just saw a bottle of scorpion vodka in a liquor store in Cantonment, Florida. I figure the vodka would do more to improve the taste of the vodka than the other way around, but didn’t buy it in any case.
Best. Website. Ever. (Well, of the week, at least.) Too bad the coolest ones are sold out. 
Okay, I saw that and just assumed that the subject/object relationship was backwards in the title. And then - Oh. My. God.
Does the presence of the centipede impart a subtle tang of bat’s piss to one’s whisky?