I think this is like that alterniverse episode of STAR TREK. Somewhere is a race of Lego people surprised that a dead man of flesh and blood, like their kids play with, washed ashore on their plastic beach.
There’s an entire universe out there made of Lego? You just blew my frickin’ mind.
What are the bricks made of?
Never mind. I don’t want to know.
In the video, the beach girls show us the Giant Lego Man’s head freely rotates, signifying, “I smile on all of you.” One of the beach-goers bonked on the Giant Lego Man’s arm, which did not move, signifying, “My grasp is steady and unwavering.” Or something like that… :dubious: 
Some of you are much better schooled than I am in the fields of poetry and interpretation of religious mysteries. What wisdom can we glean from the arrival of the Giant Lego Man?
C’mon, we don’t want to be caught flat-footed by the usual bible-waggers! Get your DaVinci decoders out and puzzle this out before THEY do!
“Leggo my lego!”
Curious. Most curious. I wish I could read Dutch. 
I bet his family’s all to pieces over this…
I’m sure the logo is code for something-either Armageddon or a clearance sale, not sure which.
Q: Are the Lego sets just as expensive there, or is that more of a ‘black market thing’?
Are there lego men waking up in bathtubs with bandages and internal corner-pieces gone?
Now all they need to do is discover the missing lincoln log and all of the pieces of the puzzle will all fall into place.
I can just see the Phred Phelps page: God hates Dykes. Send 8 foot Lego Man to smite Holland.
I picture a whole planet of Lego people fitting into Douglas Addams Hitchikers Galaxy.
Will 41 more Lego men wash up?
Lego! Klaytu birada nicto!
There’s an English version if you click the little Union Jack. Not sure if it makes any more sense, though.