Abuse, more abuse and puns! And you wonder why you people can’t get more squids on camera!
(I was just yanking your leg, Sailboat.)
Too much ink has been spilled for an apology, you dipsomaniac cephalopod!
(If it clarifies how I feel about giant/colossal squids in general, I recently based a roleplaying character on the colossal squid. The resulting supervillain, Kraken, was quite a success in our Necessary Evil campaign.)
This was my first thought as well.