Gibberish is defined as “unintelligible or meaningless speech or writing; nonsense.”
However, it can also be a way of writing in code. Thought I’d try my hand at it and this is what I came up with.
Check it out carefully cos you might find yourself mentioned in it. If not … well you can say its just a load of gibberish.
"Slankered to me today or so was some bad vibrations picked up from far far away near some moon and shiner. Planked my direcky way and oh my vey! So if when and aye once do I decide oh so funny coming all this way to be met!
Four breakfasts later and in two canoes with a red one, I left for the place of oh so stones and wet! Oh stiff pony one would hisp! Get and play but I said: “Eight thousand Fanna!”
Then sledging that a bankle was ripe, I glanced in there mong the stones and wet and oh wot? Not a tall all one at all, no but round the back sat a taf. Ooh ooh henkle it stub!
Looks all around like it swallowed two porpsh so the belly prostructed out and said: “Wibble wobble wibble” like jelly on a plate or a seated blamongrel before it set in the double door freeze box!
Then the son and the beach nut one with a mike said: “Hoo hoo hoo!” and goes one place with youngs in caps and no shoes but bare knees two on all! Graphic blitz and hairy pirate hair shone all about like a century of gold were a twitter!
Granted the workers and ties wore were blue, but back pay and damerells? Oh no OJ! Big retails hanging from a racky roo first. Around a rooster or clock came the dedicated case looking for goliagate who uttered: “No, not the case of rhubarbs without a trace?”
“Slag your race confession or financials!” he obskewered like an angry core. So I bubbled and left.
Sirens happened every day in one thousand series. Darkness real entered the network like a piano without a thirty year mother of truth on the side! Hee hee hee!!!
Mayblatoss if you’d eat it like I would an oystrimper!
Suk, suk, suk!! Oh sheriff hung up suga buns two with the Tuesday ironing! Slabby and groof in my life cults and seems a body."