Gibberish is defined as “unintelligible or meaningless speech or writing; nonsense.”

However, it can also be a way of writing in code. Thought I’d try my hand at it and this is what I came up with.

Check it out carefully cos you might find yourself mentioned in it. If not … well you can say its just a load of gibberish.
"Slankered to me today or so was some bad vibrations picked up from far far away near some moon and shiner. Planked my direcky way and oh my vey! So if when and aye once do I decide oh so funny coming all this way to be met!

Four breakfasts later and in two canoes with a red one, I left for the place of oh so stones and wet! Oh stiff pony one would hisp! Get and play but I said: “Eight thousand Fanna!”

Then sledging that a bankle was ripe, I glanced in there mong the stones and wet and oh wot? Not a tall all one at all, no but round the back sat a taf. Ooh ooh henkle it stub!

Looks all around like it swallowed two porpsh so the belly prostructed out and said: “Wibble wobble wibble” like jelly on a plate or a seated blamongrel before it set in the double door freeze box!

Then the son and the beach nut one with a mike said: “Hoo hoo hoo!” and goes one place with youngs in caps and no shoes but bare knees two on all! Graphic blitz and hairy pirate hair shone all about like a century of gold were a twitter!

Granted the workers and ties wore were blue, but back pay and damerells? Oh no OJ! Big retails hanging from a racky roo first. Around a rooster or clock came the dedicated case looking for goliagate who uttered: “No, not the case of rhubarbs without a trace?”

“Slag your race confession or financials!” he obskewered like an angry core. So I bubbled and left.

Sirens happened every day in one thousand series. Darkness real entered the network like a piano without a thirty year mother of truth on the side! Hee hee hee!!!

Mayblatoss if you’d eat it like I would an oystrimper!

Suk, suk, suk!! Oh sheriff hung up suga buns two with the Tuesday ironing! Slabby and groof in my life cults and seems a body."

It’s gibberish, but it isn’t authentic frontier gibberish.

Mambo dogface to the banana patch?

Do I have to be a bell-ringer to solve it?

I’m not nearly drunk enough to grok any of it.

I feel cheated. I want a line in the gibber-wonky. :frowning:

I had always thought that the word was pronounced with an initial hard G sound until I heard Olson Johnson deliver that line.

Out loud, it sounds quite a bit like Alex from “A Clockwork Orange” to me.

Someone is a fan of Lewis Carroll.

Isn’t Gibberish the official language of Gibber?

Or James Joyce.

How does frontier gibberish go?

Maybe but being a campanologist might help.

Ah Obiwan … I think musta been stoned when I wrote it.

You so right and I never realised it until now. What did Alex call it? Nadstad or something like that.

“Our pockets were full of deng, so there was no real need from the point of view of crasting any more pretty polly to tolchock some old veck in an alley and viddy him swim in his blood while we counted the takings and divided by four, nor to do the ultra-violent on some shivering starry grey-haired ptitsa in a shop and go smecking off with the till’s guts.”
A Clockwork Orange.

An interesting movie but violence isn’t my thing.

‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”
Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll.

Jamiedarke, You are one step away from Richard Brautigan. But he (mostly) made sense.

Gabby Johnson’s authentic frontier gibberish from Blazing Saddles.

Or John Lennon.

Paul’s wrecked in Iceland!