In addition to the “Hung Far Low” already mentioned, there’s also a “Lung Fung” in nearby St. Helens–I keep hoping it’s not next to the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation offices…
Not a restaurant, but I keep seeing trucks for a local concrete cutting company–it’s called simply “Penetrations,” and the logo is in bright pink, puffy style letters. It’s a little disturbing sometimes.
A little bit of a hijack, but that reminds me of a construction company I worked for shortly after Razorette and I were married back in the early 1970s. The company put up steel buildings like dairy barns and so on. The company’s name was P&L Steel Erections, Inc. My wife would ask me each day when I came home from work whether I brought any home with me.