Giraffe - Fuck you.

You have to realize it’s mostly sarcastic. I’m actually one of the most hated mods here.

I’m going to buy Giraffe a beer.

You think you’ve scored a point but you haven’t.

It’s the Pit. Crap is what it’s for. Sure, there are occasionally lucid debates and stuff, but they need fertilizer to grow; there’s no better fertilizer than freshly-flung monkey poo.

Anyway, who gives a shit if Lobsang’s threads are generally pointless? Not that I think they are, other than the one you just linked to, but it’s not like we have some finite limit on threads.

To be fair, that’s not always the case. Even there, it seems, there is a limit.

What about a hate point? I’ve got to have earned at least one more hate point, right?

Then, please, for the love of the jumping Jesus, close any Pit thread having to do with Sarah Palin. Your stock may go up.

Hell,* I *might start to like you.

More sarcasm, huh? Real nice.

+1

good fuckingshit.

Try to grasp the concept that you won’t actally die if you fail to post absofuckingluely every marginal thought that wanders past your single brain cell.

Well, right now, I lump you in with those who liked Sarah palin. I fail to understand those people.

If this was /b/ this thread would now be about giraffe human zoophilia rule 34

I don’t know if it should have been closed or not, but I’ve got to agree that it was a pretty awful idea for a thread. Maybe you could find a board aimed at angsty teenage girls, your posts would fit in better there.

Just coincidentally, the last thread I opened was one of **Lobsang’**s pointless OPs.

First, Lobsang, don’t you get tired of posting them?

Second, what are you trying to get out of them?

Third, can’t you have some pity on some of us that go into a thread hoping for something interesting, only to find that it’s something so pointless that it doesn’t even merit a :rolleyes:?

Because we like him. Unlike some people I could name.

Really? I can’t really tell all the mods apart…but I’ve always found Giraffe to be really funny. (The sig line doesn’t hurt.)

Jesus! All we’re missing is “I’m rubber and you’re glue…”

On my way home tonight, I got very frustrated by stupid drivers in front of me. There was a small accident in the road. Each and every fucking one of them had to slow w-a-y down and eyeball the accident. It took me 5 minutes to get through a 5 second stretch.

People are stupid.

Fourth - I’ve been here for six years. Why do you still open them?

Giraffe. I’ve got to say. I admire the level-headedness with which you’ve taken this ill-meaning attack on your character. This raises you in my estimation.

Along with failing to understand how to pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel. You’re not very bright, are you?