Like Transformers, there’s more to them than meets the eye, it seems.
Anything else, you’re not telling us, buddy? 
They suffer from a different realm of from frustration than the poor T. rex in the self gratification department, questions of immorality notwithstanding.
Crosscheck against subspecies that will eat sandwiches out of a dirty toilet.
Apropos of nothing: Giraffe fight!
Woah! :eek: Lots of giraffe-sized headache meds needed there!
Apparently, he can also do all these things at the same time. That’s some talent! I’d like to see a YouTube of it. Or not.
Or was he saying that it’s impossible even for him? :dubious:
Whoa… I thought this was going to be about the mod’s giant penis that everyone just found out about over in this thread. (Link SFW)
I have a photo somewhere of a one giraffe sampling another’s urine stream. Nature’s way of checking fertility, maybe?
I also have a shot of an encounter from San Diego’s Wild Animal Park–the alpha giraffe putting his hoof on the alpha water buffalo’s forehead, stiff-arm-style. Interesting chemistry going on that day.
I wanted to put a link, but I really have to see this come completely to pass.
But I thought giraffe’s had incredibly long tongues?
Man, you could just read the mind of the one on the right: