Girl in Latex, with Fish

I bet you’ll get a case of the crabs.

Oh wow! Finally I have found my porpoise in life.

I’m disappointed. She told me “not tonight … I have a haddock.”
:frowning:

All of you would pike her? I find that fishy.

I’d have a whale of a time on salmon enchanted evening

If she tickled me in the pollocks, I’d give the old trout my chub.

I believe I would enjoy having sexual intercourse with the lady.

In the starfish?

Stop carping on, just dangle your minnow at an acute angle and dab away fairly ruffe at first.

Phew!..that smelt!

I’d liquor cabinet.

Wait, maybe I’m not totally clear on the concept here.

That’s for shore :stuck_out_tongue:

Herring her up and oyster out.

Straight line: I’ll bet her cat’s breath smells like tuna.

Just skate across to her, point your stingray and who knows in 9 months we could have a sprat or two

But how does her pussy taste?

Happy, one-man comedy team

You guys have gone off the deep end. :slight_smile:

Hook, line, and sinker!

I’d show her my fishing pole…

If I’m not mistaken the British ad for Fisherman’s Friend had the catchphrase, “Suck 'em and see”. Always gave me a giggle. Not sure if they’ve changed it by now.

Have we really?

I’d say it deep ends who you ask.