It is mindless and pointless.
Have you seen the Australian Fisherman’s Friend ads?
I’d tuna.
She’d hit it. Repeatedly.
I’d be battered? 
I’d fillet
This is why I love to watch TV in foreign countries. I’ll never understand Aussie ads, but they sure are fun to watch.
Guys-the puns are terrible. Keep 'em coming!
For cod’s hake, have you no morays?
Firths?
First I’d grouper, then I’d flounder.
Eels.
I’d conger.
I’d tune 'er piano.
I know you meant eels, I was being smart, or so I thought…you know Moray Firth.
Anyways, I’d plaice her face down and then perch on her before smothering her in white(bait)
Her plaice or mine?
eta: damn, you nicked my plaice!
I’d warm her cockles.
I’d do 'er, just for the halibut.
She’s awesome. What’s the product?
I’d tune 'er fish, and I’m gay.
I’ve haddock with these figh puns! Stop it this minnow!
Looks like she has a Red Snapper.
I think she’s really… uh… lobster.
Dammit! Some day I’ll get the hang of this.
Why am I reminded of the Bond film, Octopussy?