Girl Power.. run and hide

First off: This is my first pit post.
Secondly: dear pitters: I am female (this is important as I am going to bitch about women now)

If women had all the power, there would not be wars
Whoever saied that must have been braught up by wolves - but definitely didnt have a mother, sisters, any girlfriends or just female pals. No way.

The trueth is (in my humble opinion)when men rule the world there will be wars - if wemen rule the world - there ll be cold war.

Just go to some girlie bords and you ll find out what I mean.
For example “Sm**e and Act Ni*e” (I used stars so you wouldnt be able to find out what bord I am talking about):wink:

somebody starts a topic, some girls reply - and then it starts:
Somebody finds a line she doesnt like and starts to pick on the poster.
The next poster doesnt want to get into trouble with the bitching poster, so she starts picking at number one as well - until there are like 5 pages of haterad posts tarned as sarcasm in that thread. And if number one tells the others how intollerant they are - they ll just tell #1 she is a whiner.
If you ask me - nobody should have complete power - not men not women - mix them and it will be quite okay.
Just look at this bord :smiley:

dodgy

I was gonna refute your post, in any way possible (solely because this is the fuckin’ Pit), but then I remembered that picture of you I saw.

It’d be like picking on a puppy!

Dodgy, I agree. Guys can be dumb and violent, but girls have the market cornered on sniping and malice for no earthly reason.

Balance of power is needed.

Dark Lord, we’re supposed to fuck in the Pit? (I get so confused)

This would explain the presence (i.e. none) of my sex life. And why John and Alphagene and Lynn never complain about needing loving.

Actually, I heard that’s why they asked John to moderate. One-on-one Pit sex was too vanilla. Nothing like a second good-looking guy to spice things up! (Or, uh, so I’ve heard.)

Dodgy-no offense, but what’s your name at SAAN? I post there all the time…right now, it’s VERY testy and full of trolls…but it’s not THAT bad.

I think a lot of women are hard to understand. I am one and I don’t get them. I have two female friends and well, I just don’t get the species I am a part of.

BUT, we all have crap wrong with us, ESPECIALLY bitchy, mean, malicious, women who wrap people around their fingers and toy with their emotions.

See why I don’t have many female friends?

I am reminded of this every time we talk on the phone. :stuck_out_tongue:
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Medea’s Child, making another attempt to get her Secret Santa to buy her a bondage set. :rolleyes:

Jodi, leave poor vanilla out of this. Methinks she’s been through enough recently!

I am loony* on SAAN - but I hardly go there now. Perhaps I just have this supernatural power to click exactly those threads the battles go on in.

I think they should just ignore the trolls - they just try to fight them with witty remarks - and that is just gonna give them more power. Whispers… I liked some of the trolls… Mr. Robotos pictures kick ass… most of the time.
If this is the fuckin pit, why didnt I come here earlier???!!!
dodgy

Yeah, whoever said that if women ruled the world there’ll be no wars, has never read “Carrie,” for one. Sure, “Carrie” was fiction, but Stephen King had to have an inspiration SOMEWHERE. After all, he WAS a high school teacher for a little bit.

In elementary/middle/high school boys will pick on each other and can be pretty cruel but if you ignore them enough times, the boys will move on. (“Hey man, sorry I smashed into your car and made you get a concussion.” “That’s OK dude.” “Friends?” “Friends!”) Girls on the other hand, will pick on someone and never stop. Never. It can go on for years and years, to the point where the tormenters forgot why they were tormenting. Girls are great when it comes to carrying on petty wars with eachother. I should know, I’m in a couple of them right now. One has lasted since the fall of 1996 and the other, why we aren’t really arguing, we aren’t talking. I’m not talking to her but I’ll be glad to when she calls me and says she was wrong and sorry for being a petty, shallow, vain bitch. But I digress.

From,

Anake

Look my brethren, a new convert…

Dodgy… welcome to the “fucking” Pit.

It’s surprising to find that we don’t spend all our time flaming the hell out of each other isn’t it?

Have fun.

loony, how ya doin’!!!
(they had to kick some of the trolls out because they went out of line…right now, it’s a little sticky over there…)

And yes, women are more nasty, viscious and downright catty than men.

This always reminds me of a funny bit Drew Carey does.

Paraphrasing:

"Oh yeah, women never started a fight for no reason…
[pantomimes talking on the phone]
“Umm, hello, this is England… Why are you bombing us?”

“Oh, you know…”

Ms Thatcher was a one woman war zone, loved to be seen in photo calls poking out of tanks, aircraft carriers and the like.

Don’t flatter yourselves wimmins you can be just as horrible as us mens.