Girls Gone Wild

I gotta get down there. But I’m 32, so I’d stick out pretty badly. :slight_smile:

I like the version shot in Weimer Berlin, Girls Gone Weill.

But for witty reparte and *general cleverness, you can’t beat ** Girls Gone Wilde **

*my next username will be General Cleverness.

General Cleverness, Private Parts reporting for duty!

On the same subject, my usual after hours hangout is a place called Cigarz in Universal Studios Citiwalk in Orlando. Why do I hang out at a theme park you migh ask? I live a couple of blocks away and many of my friends work there. This place is not just popular with the tourists but also with the park workers, and is divided into two sections, an uppper floor where the bar and cigar humidor is, and a lower section with tables, chairs, couches, tv’s and so on. My friends and I usually hang out down there.

Anyway, this group of park workers have been playing a game for the past few months where when a cute girl walks in they’ll start chanting <<show us your tits>>. Obnoxious, right? Juvenile, right? Never work, right? Wrong! I’ll be damned if there aren’t at least a couple of girls every night that lift their shirts and flash some boobage! Some of there girls might have a few drinks, but I don’t recall any of them being falling down drunk.

I can’t explain it, I just just enjoy it.

Don’t forget the one where the girls are dressed as Hitler

Girls Gone Heiled

Or the one where they are in the office putting away paperwork

Girls Gone & Filed

Or where they are cover with ceramic squares:

Girls Gone Tiled

OK, OK, I’m done.

For now…

Let’s at least give the genius behind that idea his props:

Girls Gone Mild

Then try Mardi Gras. It’s fun for all ages! :wink:

Major Stud here! Hey, I can dream can’t I? Corporal Punishment will be along shortly.

We managed to befriend some guys shooting this stuff down in Padre back in '98. They got free access to the bars and invites to tons of parties for the simple fact that woman/girls/sluts/whatever would flock to whereever these guys were. Accordingly, jackass guys would flock to whereever the girls were, hoping to get free shots of boobage. it was good business for the bars and parties, since they charged entrance fees.

The girls I saw did it for nothing.

Hey cool. bup, I’ve never actually seen that webcomic before. I just made it up right before posting. Not that original, I suppose.

My favorite one of the series has to be the time they got female civil war recreationists to flash them on camera.
It was called Girl with the Wild

This is not to be confused with its well known sequel, the wild done gone which shot female breasts from the black perspective.

Yeah, fun for all! Bar wins, because people pay the cover fee. Guys win, because they see nude babes. Video dude wins because he has footage (in a manner of speaking). And girls win because… uh… Hm.

So Danth hows the “research” going?

When I get home tonight, I’ll continue it. You know, there might be a Nobel in this, if I pull it off right. These things take time, you see.

You probably didn’t order it. Thing is with the GGW tapes, when you order one, they keeps sending one a month, like a subscription. They don’t tell you that when you order off the net, and you have to call to cancel their monthly deluge of bare-breasted nymphets. And it’s not an 800 number either. When you call, they’ll cancel without a problem, and even give you a special “cancellation” price for 2 more tapes.

Or, ummm, so I’ve heard. :wink:

Ah, no problem. After all, I’ll need to research this thoroughly, and I cannot afford to leave even one tape unviewed.

Somewhere theres an Onion article about this thread, I just know it.

Are you sure you’re not talking about the story of exibitionist dog-sled racers, The Girls of the Wild?

Is there a Straight Doper Girls Gone Wild? I’d be interested in that.