Giuliani's hilarious self-own

This would be sidesplittingly funny even if it didn’t come from a political bete noire like Rudy.

ETA: The random detail of the basketball video is everything.

While Rudy’s behavior is, typically, humorous, his desire to follow his fearless leader into incomprehensive texting is, by itself, not really an Elections discussion.

Off to The BBQ Pit.

He has some money, why doesn’t he hire a publicist to vet his utterances?

For the same reason Trump doesn’t.

Vanity.

Hey now, are we sure this is Rudy? The man is a cybersecurity expert (or not):

Rudy Giuliani, a Trump cybersecurity adviser, doesn’t understand the internet

Rudy is learning well from Trump–it’s always someone else’s fault.

So after posting a garbled message complaining about Pelosi’s garbled speech, he then posts a correction which includes the quote “People who live in a glass house shouldn’t throw stones.” And is apparently completely oblivious to its applicability to what he had just done.

Self awareness is not one of Rudy’s strong suits.

Because a publicist of even average competence would insist that they cannot post 95% of it because it makes them sound like fucking morons.

doesn’t Guiliani own part of that life lock rip off you see on tv? or did he just work for them

He was a late-night pitchman for Lifelock.

You know, the same company that got fined 100 million by the FTC for not securing its customer’s sensitive data.

Obviously, this gig qualified Rudy for his current position as Trump’s cyber security adviser.

Rudy feels more comfortable and “together” when he’s dressed as a lady. He should just own it.

Is this in the elections thread?
Er wait, I meant the pit.
Got it mixed up - sorry, ivesssapology.

ok maybe that was a little tenuous, that one.
At least I tried.

That’s his evil(er) twin, Judy Ruliani.

Can someone get Kanye to interrupt a press conference? And get him to grab the mic and yell “ivesssapology, but the Third Reich did this stuff better!”

LOL, I enjoyed it. (This is why I want “likes”.)

Seriously, though: how the actual fuck did a basketball video get into this tweet? That goes beyond “garbled”. :smack:

ETA: Even Rudy’s corrected tweet still messes up the quote marks.

He thought the tweet would be a slam-dunk.

I have a feeling ivesssapology will be the next great harbinger of the Dope.

Perhaps even inspiring someone’s screen name! :wink: