At least, that’s what the sticker on my chest says. I went to have some blood drawn, and the nice lady took off the rubber thingy that wraps around your arm and put a sticker on my chest that said I was a hero.
Envy me.
Can i be your hero’s sidekick?
Holy blood-letting Welbyman!
{{welby}}
::Channels Ferris Bueller’s Cameron::
welby, you’re my hero
::d&r::
I’m a hero next month. The Bloodmobile comes to my work every three months or so, and we’re good for about 20-25 pints.
Next month? HAH! I’m a hero today ivylass.
Garius, you’re all there. I’ve always wanted a sidekick. No tights, though. Tights are reserved for all of the women who are crowding around to give me hugs.
You are a good man welby. An inspiration to us all.
Tattoos prevent me from being a hero.
May I be your nemesis?
:: Cackles evilly and wrings his hands in glee as he pulls the IVs from a dozen or so good-hearted citizens! ::
I’m blacklisted too World Eater, for various reasons. I sure wish they’d tell that to their call center though, who ring me up at least three times a year to tell me how valuable my O neg is to their cause. Grrrr…
Anyway, good on you welby–now go let them stick you again for me!
Hah.
I got a tetanus shot once when I nailed my foot to a roof. They gave me a medal once they stopped laughing at me.
To cover the hole?
I’m too thin to be a hero.
Good job, welby!
What kind of juice and cookies did they give you?
((((hugs for the hero))))
Last week I was foiled in my own heroic quest by the Evil Doctor of Doom who struck me down with the Weapon of Low Blood Pressure.
But, inspired by your bravery, welby, I shall go forth tomorrow and counter his attacks with my superpower: the Humongous Cup of Really Strong Coffee!
{{{{You’re my idol}}}}
Kalhoun, I am also too thin to be a hero:(
I’m currently using my hero juice–it’s transporting oxygen from my lungs to various other places in my body; when I’m done with it, though, they can take all they want.
To be perfectly honest, I exagerated a bit. I didn’t actually get a medal, although that would have been cool. Everything else is true, including the laughing. Professional demeanor my (other) foot.
I too am cursed with the scourge of Low Blood Pressure, as well as Collapsing Veins. I despair of ever becoming a hero like welby.
Dave and I will be heroes on Thursday. After I eat, and before I pass out.
Oh {{{welby}}}, you’re so brave and strong!! I’d be brave too, but I have wussy veins. Alas…
So if I sell it, am I a mercenary?