Give Me Your Best Shot, Ya Bastiches!

Alright, let’s see what kind of stones ya all have. Take your best shot and insult me with every barrel you have (whoops, let me turn down the cliche-o-meter)!

Ground rules:

  1. Feel free to look through all my posts and use those for ammunition.

  2. No calling me at home or at work.

  3. No racist or ant-semitic remarks.

  4. This should all be in good fun. I want ingenuity and rhetorical skills, not anger.

Any takers, you lily-livered bunch of panty-waisted bastard sons of a dead longshoreman?

Yawn.

DNFTT

Uh huh…huh…huh. Shut up.

Says it all, doesn’t it?

If you want great insulting, foul language, and general mayhem, check out this thread: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=721242
Otherwise, not the best topic for discussion…

Unfortunately, all the best insults come from anger, so without any anger, there is no valve with which to dispence the onslaught. Just say something that will piss off the most number of people in a NEW post, and see what happens. Flat out saying the point of your post kinda kills it.

Or don’t.

So…how about them St. Louis Rams?

moronmountain . Read this please . What is a troll?