Given Names -- What were they thinking?

I should start with the caveat that I don’t think “weird” names are really that big a deal; if kids want to make fun of you, they’ll find a way to do it even if your name is Mike Smith or Elizabeth Brown. Also, a lot of “weirdness” comes from names that are just fine in their own cultural/ social tradition, but don’t fit with your own experience.

That being said, I work with No Child Left Behind tutoring programs, and in dealing with hundreds of students every year, I see a lot of names that give me a giggle in passing (and some that are just awesome). A couple of examples:
*Nicquayleeonnetea (goes by Nikki)
*Ragel
*Kizzy
*Jelani
*Shagina (yes, really)
*Angeliek (not sure if it was supposed to be pronounced like “Angelique” or “Angelic”)
*Martini
*Zi-Keith
*Jah-sun
*Phurious (this is actually the best name for anyone ever)
*Kamechion
*Evert
*Eligah (presumably this is more unique than Elijah)
*Starteese
*Gysai
*Naykkiah
*Anquanette (because there are already too many girls named Antoinette, Antoinette, Antwonette, & Antwanette)
*Antjuanique (ditto)
*Pahmel
*Adanael (this and the next two seem like they came out of a misprinted Bible)
*Azyairiah
*Magdiel
*Kysyia
*Likellon
*Taronica
*Montenaze

And “matchy” twin or sibling names are also very popular:
*Devin & Tevin
*Autumn & Summer
*Darcey & Darcia
*Mo’Nyshia & Mo’Quiesha
*Darria & Darrien
*Tamaja & Tamonta
*Jada & Jenise
*Donte & Damonte
*Carlee & Casee
*Tamarah & Tamiyah
*Tramell & Travell

We’ve got a kid at our school named Asshatta. When I was growing up, two of my classmates were siblings named Tequila and Champagne.

Oh! and my husband had Tyranny and Ordeal as students one year.

Are his parents mad?

Garden and Gather (sisters)

Orangejello (pronounced or-AN-gel-oh)

I’ve had the pleasure of meeting all three of these children (and their mothers).

Well that kid’s set for life..

I had it almost a sure thing in my mind that Sam Jackson had played a character by that name, but I was wrong: Jason ‘Furious’ Styles

My favorite Kroger cashier is Pashique. I like this one from the local paper: Kryzjun (pronounced like Christian) in the caption here http://www.indystar.com/article/20100714/LOCAL18/7140321/Y-gets-new-name-mission-unchanged

golf clap and fish slap

My brother had a friend named McTheophilus. At least there are nicknames you can do with that (he went by Mac, Theo, and Phil at various points), but still, jeez.

I knew a guy named Stevephen. I guess they couldn’t decide whether to spell it with a V or a PH and so they went with both. He did pronounce it “Steven” and not “Steve-uh-ven,” which is what I initially thought it was. It looks absolutely ridiculous, though.

I read on another board about a neighbor’s child named “Yechi Adoneinu Moreinu V’rabbeinu Melech HaMoshiach Le’olam Va’ed Menachem Mendel [lastname].” (Long live our master, teacher and rabbi king messiah forever Menachem Mendel). I am assuming the parents are meshichist Lubavitchers.

I humbly submit my customers Elastic and DeLovely.

There’s a survival expert named Mykel A. G. “Hawke” Pierce who, along with his wife, Ruth, hosts a TV show on Discovery (Man, Woman, Wild). He goes by the name Myke Hawke. Really.

It sounds like a name Bart Simpson would give when prank calling Moe.

Never mind. Accidentally quoted myself. :smack:

I’ve hear that fe-mal-eh story from at least 4 different people who swer it’s true 'cuz someone close to them saw it firsthand. All were in different professions and states, and over a 15 year spread or so.

I know a kid named England, and her little brother Paris (yes, where they were conceived)

I knew a Meadow Meeder, and one of my favorites, Peter Abbet (say it fast).

I don’t know as I have room to talk though, my middle name is Seymour, and I’m female.

I’m looking for further evidence of the Orangejello. Snopes article here. And for a site that is supposed to be fighting ignorance, there seems to be a buttload of urban legends on this thread.

At the risk of offending you, this urban legend has been around for a very long time, along with other names such as Lemonjello and other supposedly misheard words. These are almost invariably accompanied by a description of the mother as an ignorant black woman. I can’t disprove your assertion that you have actually met these people, but it’s highly unlikely.

And…beaten to it, I see.

Melina. Yes, I know it’s an OK name - just not for a nurse. It could have been worse: her surname could’ve been Stool.

I once met a girl called April Fields. It’s more poetic than terrible, but I’m sure she gets tired of the comments.

There’s a journalist named Krystal Ball.

I’ve got a buddy named Sand and I met a Willy Wonka as a child.

In high school, I worked a summer job with a guy named Advil. He was pretty old though. I think he was around before the medicine. Still cracked me up.