Are there not a small subculture of lesbians who manage to grow “beards” and other manifestations of facial hair?
“My hovercraft is full of eels.”
Hmmmn. Here’s another one I heard about.
In men, if your ring finger is significantly shorter than your first finger, supposedly that’s a sign that depression will come on you late in life. It’s a genetic marker.
This was “scientifically proven” in much the same way as the AP article.
Anyway, I’m male and heterosexual, and I won’t be depressed late in life. I know this because my fingers say so.
t…oo… m…an…y …jo…k…e.s! hehe
I was thinking about becoming gay but since I lost both ring fingers in a freak trampolining accident I guess I’m stuck being straight until I can find a double-ring-finger-organ-donor! Maybe that should be double-LONG-ring-finger-organ-donor.
how did this thread ever get so many replies?
Nessie Lives!
(and “incognuity” should be a word!)
Well. Both my index fingers are shorter than my ring fingers. Inconclusive.
::unzips pants::
Yep, I’m straight.
Notthemama has a good point about the sample. Also, I question the validity of the assumption that finger size and ratio are the result of testosterone levels. And even if it is, as was previously pointed out correlation is not causation. I will reserve further comment until I can find the Nature article.
John
Then he got up on top
With a tip of his hat.
“I call this game FUN-IN- A-BOX”
Said the cat.
-The Cat in the Hat
Well, the first part holds up, but not the second part… I do have gay fingers, but I’m the oldest son and my brother is quite heterosexual, thank you.
I don’t feel like reading all 44 replies. I did the first six and found my eyelids growing heavy.
But has anyone mentioned yet that having a longer index finger than middle finger is a classic sign of werewolfism?
That and the pentagram on the chest.
Uke
Yeah, and an “S” on your chest inside a sacred triangle is a sign that you’re from the planet Krypton.
GRRRRRRR!