Snerk
Some luxury having to put up with your dumb ass.
Tom, but this is counter-productive, There is already enough confusion about what constitutes trolling and what doesn’t, and what accusations are over the line. For you, a mod, to come in and take what is at very best a cheap shot is quite unhelpful.
Just sayin…
Well, I put up with your dumb ass, and I don’t even have the luxury of being able to ban you.
And what really eats you is you never will.
He could plonk ya, though. That’d sure sting.
No. What actually annoys me is that you will likely never realize that you are pretty much just another average lamer who is incapable of realizing just how mediocre you actually are.
You (and many others on the SDMB) just cannot realize that you’re not actually as insightful as you think you are.
Unlike you, I don’t want people banned. I just want people to put a little more thought into things. I want them to abandon their black-and-white certainty. I want them to entertain with their wit and sparkle.
I realize that this is a pipe dream, that it is unlikely most of you will rise above your petty preconceptions and prejudices. But 'tis better to hope for change than to accept the status quo of banal superficiality.
I hold out little hope that you will aspire to be more than a simple battologist spewing the party line. But I continue to fight the good fight in the vain hope that you might yet examine your preconceptions and evolve from a mere parrot into someone who shoulders the responsibility of thought and scrutiny, instead of shamelessly hewing to your preconceptions.
Glenn Beck is a bug-eyed little creep who wouldn’t know truth even if it gave him a blowjob.
I’ve seen his gold commercials, and i wouldn’t trust the man if he was trying to sell me dog shit from my own backyard.
Not to defend Glenn Beck, but I wouldn’t trust anyone who tried to sell me dogshit from my own backyard.
No, dude. You think you’re King Shit of The Pit and remind us at every opportunity.
Now shut your Jr. Modding pie hole and get back on topic.
We’re talking about Glen Beck, not IVN. Got it? Good.
On topic:
I used to think that Glen Beck was just a somewhat more rabid right winger. I now realize he’s batshit crazy.
Now now, let’s be fair. inv’s ability to make it All About Him is one of the powers he actually does have around here – let’s not spoil it for the poor boy…
How has the negative reinforcement been working for you so far? Have your careful, judicial ministrations made the Pit any more sparkly?
“Think harder and be funnier, you bunch of stupid fucking assholes!”
– Coach ivn1188
Remember the famous quote, and I think it was Will Rogers who said it:
“Congressmen should serve two terms: one in office and one in prison.”
Actually yes. There are fewer “I pit having to replace my toothbrush” threads, and they get moved more quickly.
Now we just need to get rid of these idiot threads about “ZOMG!! Like, this right wing person said this thing that I don’t agree with!”.
So, once the Pit is fixed, you’ll just sort of wither and die, right? Sort of like the apparatus of the state in the final stages of communism?
I thought this was going to be another stupid thread about US American politics, but then it got…different! Whee!
Even if it were true that there is less whiny shit in the Pit, the above is still GED-quality post hoc reasoning. Please polish that up a bit, will ya?
No. I provide insightful or humerous commentary on many types of pit threads. However, the entire pit is being taken over by frankly retarded pittings of (right wing) celebrities who said something that is, well, right-wing. All of these threads can be condensed into one titled “I hate the conservatives because they are conservative” with 217 replies all reading “I agree! Hur!”
I would love it if these people could scroll down the page, maybe click on that little 2 at the bottom, and see the other 46,846 Glenn Beck pit threads and post in those. It would be awesome. All the tards would be contained for their own safety in one little thread. Or better yet, they can have their little group hugs in MPSIMS or GD. You can still say “Fuck Glenn Beck” there, and everyone can agree with you there as well.
Getting butthurt because I said your little rant was boring doesn’t mean that all I do is patrol around. Of course, actual critical thinking is limited for most of these people.
You keep giving us shit, and we’ll raise your rent.
Sorry for your troubles, but at least I don’t have to read his shit.