Glenn Beck regrets dividing people

Well, that’s understandable, of such a detached ivory-tower intellectual. It’s not as if he were in some occupation where he might be regularly exposed to media and current events and such.

Yeah! Fuck the 1st amendment! Only people that agree with me should be allowed to voice their opinions. Fuckers! Also, only people that agree with me should be allowed to vote. Everyone else should be executed by elephant rape.

Or the goat fucking he did right after? I want to give him the benefit of a doubt but people are talking about this all over and it doesn’t help he hasn’t released the proper documentation to prove he’s innocent. I suspect what he’s trying to hide is even worse. In fact I know it, and I can prove it, but you’ll have to stay tuned.

Winner.

The Pit was so much better when people could at least try to be funny in the Pit without pedantry.

He doesn’t divide them. They do it to themselves.

Let’s fucking hope so.

Buying gold at $1800, I’m guessing.

Well, some of us think he’s a moron, and some of us think he’s an asshat, and the arguments get pretty heated.

Well, that’s one way to divide people . . .

If Beck is truly regretful, he’ll do a lot more than just say so. So go ahead, Glenn, use whatever platform you have left to unite people and find consensus.

We’ll be waiting.

Their lips move.

…regrets it all the way to the bank!

This call for reconciliation smells pretty fishy. I’m thinking it’s some sort of Muslocratic false flag operation.

I’m not sure I could die from raping an elephant. I suppose I’d just get too tired to have an erection.

Be kinda humiliating if the elephant doesn’t notice.

Allegedly!!

Well, I think he’s a fuckwad!

Splitters!

He mostly regrets losing his sponsors.

I thought that Glen Beck died from spontaneous combustion a few years back.

Why doesn’t someone relieve this man of his emotional pain and get him professional help? It is shameful to exploit the mentally ill for entertainment.