These are funny and a little disturbing. Feel free to ad your own…
I see London,
I see France.
I see hillbilly queen’s underpants!
I have been inspired to alter my sig line. 
I like the russian one.
So desperate.
The Fox-Fox-Foxdog’s testicles are
Despite there being no wind blowing,
Swaying, swaying, swaying. :dubious:
I don’t know if these would be better as spy countersigns or as something to send to the N(iger)(orweg)ian scammers.
bemused