I swear it has to be my duty to post the most random and idiotic things that come to my mind, so without further ado, here’s the next in the series:
<using best Seinfeld voice> So what’s the deal with “glove” compartments? You don’t put gloves in them… They should be called “map” compartments. Or “owner’s manual” compartments.
“Give a man a match and he’ll be warm for an hour… Set him on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”