Go back to where you came from you disgusting maggots!!!

I saw you.

Crawling all over the cistern in the outhouse.Sure the old guy is in hospital but that doesn’t mean you can take over you know.

I know you’ve had it rough AND its the wrong damn time of year for you guys and what kind of mother would abandon her larvae at a time like this ? But im fucked if i’m cleaning you out ,there are limits to what I’ll do , I’m only supposed to be feeding the cat and airing the place out.

No way,Uh Uh,Dont play the guilt game with me and conjure up images of the crotchety asmatha riden old geezer squatting in your company.

Dammit. There goes my evening.
“sure guys I’d love to come out for a beer but I gotta clean up some maggots first , wanna come over and help ?”

Time to finally put all that aerosol-can flamethrower practice I picked up at the Christian Brothers into practice methinks.

And thanks Da’Cook for reminding me of the odious task I must face.

OPF OPF OPF OPF OPF OPF OPF OPF !!!

Some days, I really regret reading an OP …

yeah, but today is not one of them :slight_smile:

sometimes what you see is exactly what you get. i was really expecting to read some lengthy diatribe about middle-eastern sleeper agents or something…but just an ode to plain old maggots, the real kind.

damn, im hungry!