Go hunting for Bigfoot with Jose Canseco -- only $5,000!

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From the Huffpost article: (note: article has autoplay video)

“Spend the weekend with Jose for $5000 cash. Only 5 lucky individuals will get a golden ticket. Oompa loompas ain’t got nothing on Bigfoot. Travel in his custom RV to authentic alien sightings and proven Bigfoot habitats. Camp out in the wild. Tell stories and maybe meet a real Bigfoot. You never know what’s gonna happen with Mr. Canseco. (Food included) Only serious inquiries please…"

I dunno, spending a weekend in an RV with Jose doesn’t really appeal to me. Now, if the trip was offered by a “want-to-believe” celebrity like Rob Lowe or Joe Rogan I might reconsider.

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It would be worth the $5k to constantly remind/harass him about the time he got hit on the head with a ball and it bounced over the wall for a Home Run.

Just over and over and over again, all weekend long. Push him right to and beyond the breaking point.

Comedy Gold!

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The dude took steroids for years, he’s still pretty ripped, and he might know Bigfoot. This may not end well for you, my friend. :smiley:

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That’s the point. Piss him off so bad, he delivers an Epic beat-down. Then sue him for all that sweet MLB cash!

:stuck_out_tongue:

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What sweet MLB cash? The dude wants people to pay him $5000 cash for a weekend. I’m guessing he has blown his baseball nest egg.

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Yeah, I seem to recall hearing he wasn’t the most astute financial genius. Better scrap this plan…

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First make sure it is really Jose and not his brother Ozzie

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Heh…I was going to suggest that Jose might be thinking of slipping into a Sasquatch suit to provide a sighting, but Ozzie could do the job just as well.

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From Aug of 2012 - In the least shocking news of the day, Jose Canseco has filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy

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Wait, we have to pay HIM? I was actually considering it as something I might do if I was paid $5000…

:wink:
Brian