I don’t know how this clown can top himself, but somehow he does.
Please, let loose with the terrible puns.
So his hand wasn’t as good as the other players’.
running coach, that was a thing of beauty.
It must have been a really bad hand.
The Suicide King must have chickened out and just chopped a finger off instead.
Could be worse. He’s lucky he didn’t hit his gutshot draw.
Thats an All-In Bet that I don’t want to match.
“That’s quite a tell you’ve got there, Jose.”
They should post a photo of the event. Even a thumbnail picture would do.
I’m not that good at tells, but I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have a ten.
“Don’t splash the pot. No seriously, you’re getting blood everywhere, Jose.”
I hear he got into a dispute with another player, but when the floorperson came over to make a ruling they found he didn’t have a leg to stand on!
Wait, I think I fucked it up.
They were serving hors d’oeuvres and pigs in blankets at the game.
You know, finger food.
Unrelated and paraphrased from memory - a few years ago Jose posted on Twitter about winning a seniors over fifty softball tournament…someone replied back noting he was 48. One of the funniest exchanges I’ve ever seen on Twitter.
Reminds me of Neo’s interrogation scene from The Matrix:
“How about if I give you the finger…”
“God Damn Jose! That’s NOT what chop the pot means!”
I’m remembering George Burns giving Walter Matthau the finger in “The Sunshine Boys”.
But luckily for Jose, later that night he did win the “Bad Beat”
Some good replies here, but I think Canseco’s tweets about comets from the day before are still funnier:
Yes. Think about that.
And now my head hurts like a baseball bounced off it.
Man, you should have heard the fart.