Starting with a bad cut, Canseco started with a gap hand, suffered a bad flop and bleed down to the river thus leaving the table short handed.
Canseco is apparently a really bad poker player, actually, and loses consistently. I saw him on a celebrity poker tournament on TV once and he was just losing constantly. Not sure why; he was doing something wrong, but… I couldn’t quite put my finger on it.
"This morning, I picked up my shirt, the button fell off.
I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off.
I picked up my cards, my finger fell off.
I’m afraid to go to the bathroom."
-Rodney Cansecofield
“Hey, Doc- you only told me if I injected this stuff, my HAIR would fall off”
That tweet shows that Jose’s out of touch.
“Jose… of the niiine fingers…”
Canseco just tweeted that he is putting the finger for sale on ebay.
Apparently he has now revealed that this whole thing was a joke/hoax. I guess not everything he says should be taken completely seriously.
Just some sleight of hand, then?
At least he kept his losses in the single digits.