Wait, wait a minute.
Who’s boyfriend says he’s having the best sex of his life with her?
Oh yeah, MINE.
I’m afraid I’m going to need detailed descriptions and if at all possible illustrations of some sort before I can believe your claims…
To paraphrase RumMunkey, Cite?
Ditto (just rearrange all the gender pronouns in that sentence up there)
Yes, I demand video evidence of this. 
Some things, dear Dope fiends, are best left to the imagination
Oh, yea…well, um…my wife just mentioned to me a few weeks ago that she would be interested in a threesome. It does however come with a caveat. I’m not sure exactly what it entails, I am slow-playing this hand so I don’t seem overzealous. Wish me luck Dopers.
Your dopername will come in handy.
Yeah, what kind of guy is she looking to include?
Is this just a bragging about sex thread? ‘Cause in that case, I got nothin’.
I suppose it would be insensitive to point out that he’s probably only saying that so he can continue getting laid.
Oh well, I never really claimed to be nice.
Does my brain and both hands count as a threesome?
Harimad-sol, feel free to brag about anything at all.
I realize that’s a possibility, but I’ll take the compliment (and the great sex) anyway. Also, numerous sources report that I give great head.
I wouldn’t place too much emphasis on the “numerous” in the statement “numerous sources”.
All right then. Two people told me today that I looked good in my shorts. A vast improvement over the usual complete lack of notice.
I was told by the guy that took our entry pic at Discovery Cove that I have beautiful red hair. Does that count for anything?
Yeah?
My wife is … uh
Well my 83’ Corolla can go … er
My job is presti…well…it pays 10s of thousands of dollars…um
…Hmph. There seems to be nothing at all redeeming about me or my life.
GO ME!!! and stay there…
My new dentist told me that they don’t normally work on Fridays, but she would come in on Fridays to work on me, because restoring my teeth is going to be, quote, “a challenge.” Then her assistant volunteered to come in on his day off, as well.
Wait a minute, that’s not such hot news. Well, maybe it is, if you consider that I’ll be paying for her new Porsche.
It won’t be GO ME!, it’ll be SIT! STAY! DROOL! SPIT!
I want me mum.
I made a lovely chinese dinner in 12 minutes. Thank you TV dinners and a microwave
Go Me!
What?