I am really absolutely sick of you. You say you won but you didn’t even start a real debate. What you said amounted to I’m right, you’re wrong, so there. Most of us tried to point this out to you and you just said we were ::clears throat and prepares to read off list:: angry, in denial, blind (to your enlightenment), and that you can see our souls*! And don’t forget that asking for evidence is a personal attack. I mean, really now. That’s just stupid. I am ever so glad that you will never be back here. Of course, if you weren’t leaving you would be banned soon anyway. I’m not in denial and really I just don’t think that needing evidence to believe something is a bad thing, but I sure as hell am angry. Fuck you, you bastard.
*Hate to break it to you, but, I don’t have a soul. Sorry.
This is my penis.
There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
My penis is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My penis without me is useless. Without my penis, I am useless.
I must stroke my penis true.
I must spoot more quickly than the circlejerkers who are stroking with me.
I must spoot before he does. I will…
My penis and myself know that what counts in a circle jerk is not the cum we fire,
the noise of our groans, nor the calluses we make.
We know it is the speed that count. We will cum first…
My penis is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
its glans, and its shaft.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.
I will keep my penis clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other. We will…
Before God I swear this creed.
My penis and myself are the defenders of my country.
We are the masters of our self-pleasuring.
We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until I no longer must jack off, but finally get a PIECE.
I tried to follow the OP’s logic (if it can be called such…all I know is it made my head spin but I guess I’m just in denial) in that thread but he lost me with this:
Well, truth be told, he lost me at the very beginning with his thesis about his damned penis. Just a little too obsessive for me.
And just in case he might take a peek in here, it’s spelled disagree.
I’ve lurked here for a long time but I think that was the most bizarre poster I’ve ever had the displeasure of coming across.
Oh, and since this is my first post in the Pit: what a fucking idiot.
You just can’t keep a good member down like that. I seriously doubt he’ll venture, half-cocked, out of that bizarre penis rant thread and read this pitting. Personally, I’m not buying a word of it 'till we’ve seen pictures (don’t for a minute claim you haven’t got albums full Jack).
You weren’t actually taking him seriously, were you, Strinka? He’s just a bit of light entertainment, a puff piece, as it were. Just a tiny puppy who has weed all over the place then steps on his own floppy ears.
What does that have to do with anything? Besides, he never even stated his religion. gobear, perhaps it would be better to state that he thinks too much about his OWN penis.
Well they hit him with the ban stick at last. Probably for the best really, seeing as he bested SDMB’s best minds so effortlessly. Sleep well dear jack321, the next time I deny hating my ugly hooded todger I’ll be thinking of you.
Man, show up to a thread about penes and thinking I might have a bit of popcorn and watch the hilarity ensue. But, lo - wait, there’s something interesting developing…it’s a persecution complex wrapped inside a savior complex and coddled gently by a need to ''witness" the miracles of a life belted byu the long think line of assured knowledge of his given topic, and the unbrokenness of his line of thinking in this great miraculous event he seems to have uncovered.
And DAMN, it was closed, and I had so many good things to say!! I hate that I only discover them afterward. Can there be a paging system or something? Or Board Buddies or something?
Seriously, he was banned and I can only assume that it was due to his lack of reaction to the Mod’s “suggestion” and then his squinky “good bye all” note.
Me thinks the man doeth talk alot…of crap. And refuse to see the other side of any well stated option - that’s just the most IRRITATING aspect for me.
But I did laugh. The rest of y’all had me gigglin and snorting uncooked corns unintentionally.
Is this what you all mean when you use that term “penis ensues”?
