Some of you may remember my now-lost thread on why I think the Washington Redskins’ team name sucks. Well, now I have a new team to cheer.
The Fightin’ Whites. That’s “Whites,” not “Whities,” as is commonly misreported. For some reason, “Whities” just seems to roll of everyone’s tounge better. Other stories have already crawled to the top of Google’s list if you care to search for them.
And now, you can also (theoretically) purchase your own Fightin’ Whites merchandise! I must caution everyone that I had trouble with my first order. The proceeds go to a scholarship fund, so I took the risk.
I plan to proudly wear mine every Sunday this fall here in beautiful Washington, DC.
I’d also like to point out to my pal, Dan “Anvil-Assed Pig Fucker” Snyder* that I have never and will never purchase any Redskins merchandise, yet I happily dropped a couple ‘a sawbucks on an excellent hooded sweatshirt for the University of Northern Colorado Intramural Fightin’ Whites. Guess you’ll have to check under the seat for that toll booth change now, Danny Boy.
Go Whities!
- “Anvil-Assed Pig Fucker” is not an offensive nickname, because I said so, just as Mr. Snyder’s press lackeys have denied that the term “Redskin” is offensive.