That’s the headline:
Even the big man upstairs is having a hard time making ends meet in this economy.
Manna from the heavens ain’t free.
I have to wonder what his girlfriend yells out during sex.
“Sweet Jesus!!!”
I hear Hell is lovely this time of year.
Nah, that’d be too skeevy…your girlfriend yelling out your son’s name during sex?
Yeah, I got a big ol’ :rolleyes: going at the fact that every news headline said “God Arrested for Drug Dealing” or something like that.
(Oh, and no chuckle about the fact that his middle name is Lucky? If he were lucky, wouldn’t he be getting away with this?)
This is what God is reduced to when you don’t tithe.
Ironically, police said the man was not a slob, and never rode the bus trying to make his way home.
Well, you know what they say about Tampa: you’re never more than a quarter-mile from a drug deal…
I´ve heard he used to peddle opium before.
…and the more refined opiate, Godsmack.
You win! 
I’ve done worse. Last night, I was rubbing a lady’s back, while sharing the good morning song I sing to my daughter.
"Good morning to you,
Good morning to you!
Good morning, dear Emma,
Good morning to you.
OK, get dressed and then come get breakfast, Daddy’s out on the porch."
I thought a moment, then said. “Oh, dear. I guess you can tell your girlfriends that not only did he sing out someone elses name, but it was his daughter’s!! !!!” :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: