Somebody made a $30,000 Jesus statue. It’s not the artist’s skill that makes it worth that, it’s the casting material. Thats what you pay for it to be cast in cocaine.
It would have been better if they’d molded a Maltese Falcon. 
What Would Jesus Snort?
Cocaine Jesus would be an excellent name for a country song. Well, for a “bad boy” country singer, anyway. It’s not Family Values enough for your Toby Keiths and such.
You mean the Toby Keith who sings “I’ll Never Smoke Weed With Willie Again?”
Ok then.
Ah. Well, you got me. I don’t know a damn thing about country music. That’s one subject that I’m not exactly ashamed to be ignorant of.
Cocaine Jesus. Duh.
We’ll have to stick with “800-Pound Jesus”. “He’s the rock of ages on our gravel road”.
I’ll just worship my Big Butter Jesus if it’s all the same to you.
Maybe they could make some for PEZ dispensers.
Communion will never be the same again!
Then it would really be the stuff that dreams are made of, eh? 
I’m just wondering how long people have actually been doing this. I just know there’s an elderly couple that have one of these on their mantle that they found at a bus station and show off to everyone. Man, those whacky drug dealers, what will they think up next.
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Well, he’s said he’s never going to do it again! Although, you’re right, he does give in at the end of the song.
Nobody fucks with the cocaine Jesus!
Heh, that’s just a couple hours south of me in Ohio on I-75, always pass on way to Cinci. We all call it “Touchdown Jesus”.
Ever since they saw it used as a gag in the movie Running Scared in 1986?
I don’t care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my cocaine Jesus
Sitting in the big trunk of my car…