God Bless this Mess

I have noticed for the past few years on that Chrispies on use “God bless” to mean “fuck you.” I know a woman who, while working at a gift shop, recieved an angry bomb threat that ended in an angry “God bless you!” I mean, of course they’ll deny it, claiming that it’s Christian Charity to wish God’s blessing on those who mean it. But that doesn’t fool anybody. We all know they’re saying it because they really want to say “fuck you” but they don’t think Jesus would like it. I wonder how Jesus feels about his own fan club telling people to Lord themselves gently with a chainsaw.

And I’d just like to add, from the hearts and minds of the regulars here at the Straight Dope Message Board to the Chrispy trolls of Left Behind:

God bless you, too. God bless all you motherfuckers.

We will know the rapture has come when, in the twinkling of an eye, the sticks up your asses have clattered to the ground. Can I get a witness?

(For those of you who think they detect quality control issues in the last post, don’t blame me. It’s all due to your lack of faith, heathen.)

I believe we have a nominee for graphic image of the year. Say Hallelujah!

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