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Ah-ha! That’s what I meant.
Well, sorta. I knew that a cow’s-milk-only-diet is bad for kittens and causes diarrhea; the lactose-intolerant thing I’d heard several times over in various cat message boards and whatnot. Anyway, again, no bad on you–you are a Kitty Saint!!–I was just offering the formula recipe so you didn’t inadvertantly have a mess on your hands (kitten diarrhea x 5 = YUCK). 
Pet, cuddle, and play with the black and white kitties for me! (Both of our cats are B&W.) And heck, love on the other three for good measure.
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I worked in a vet clinic over the summer when I was fifteen.
Trust me, I know from kitten diarrhea.
We had a lot of kittens, and it seemed to me that kittens would get diarrhea for no reason at all. I think it was a hobby or something. (That or maybe there’s a lot of owners giving them too much milk.)
The clinic had a litter of three kittens once that had diarrhea and ringworm. And being kittens, they weren’t exactly capable of keeping clean.
I had the task of washing the little things to get the diarrhea and encrusted litter out of their fur. Anyone who’s handled kittens knows that their claws and teeth are amazingly sharp. They went right through my gloves.
So a week later, I leave for a vacation. To Portugal. And there’s a little itchy spot on my hand. I thought it was dry skin. It was a little red.
It got worse. By a few days after we arrived in Lisbon, it was starting to look a bit scaly. And it was seriously itchy. I decided to just hope it would go away on its own.
It didn’t. A few days later, while we were in Porto, it got bad enough that I realized I had to be treated.
Now, my knowledge of Portuguese was limited to asking for a hotel room and faking what I could with my (not particularly good at the time) Spanish. I ended up going to a pharmacist, showing it to him, and I think I said, “I need a cream for this.” Friendly old man, like a neighborhood pharmacist on a TV commercial. He scraped up enough English to ask me how I liked Portugal. And apparently he figured out what I had, although I didn’t know how to say “ringworm” in Portuguese and he clearly didn’t know how to say it in English.
Fortunately the cream he gave me seemed to work. It got better over the next few days. I still have no idea what it was.
Damn fungus-covered kittens.