I’m cold. No, I’m not just cold, I am freezing. It’s 20 degrees outside, yet here inside at work, the air vent over my head is blowing COLD AIR. I can’t feel my hands, and my back hurts from shivering. I’m contemplating setting all flammable material in my cube ablaze. Hell, I’m the ONLY one here today, no one would notice…
Someone! Bring me some gloves! Or soup! Or body heat!!!
oh, you cold. I thought you were pleased to see me…
Ding Dong!
Heehee… ok laughing is good. Laughing made me a tiny bit warmer. Thanks Twisty!
Good news! Since the stock market closes at 1 today (I do QA for an investment firm… zzzz… boring) we can go home at 2! Unless I die of hypothermia first. Which is looking more and more likely as the minutes wear on…
One word.
Whiskey.
bring that into work to warm yourself up. you only need one or 2!
Hmm… you know, I was just thinking that whiskey might work! Except I weigh all of like 100 lbs and would fall out of my chair after 2 shots of whiskey. Though I wouldn’t notice the cold, would I?
Maybe I can trade my plane tickets to California for Wednesday in and leave TODAY…
You might get fired for drinking on the job. Either way problem solved.
I also can’t help thinking of the expression from viz, “Nipples like figher pilots thumbs” 
Ahem. Good to know that while I’m here suffering, Dopers everywhere are visualizing my “Nipples like figher pilots thumbs”. 
Hmm. Getting fired sounds like an idea. Except there’s no one here to fire me!
Maybe I’ll go curl up inside the microwave…
No problem, Rasa, I’ll do it.
YOU’RE FIRED, YOU LOUSY SLACKER!
Now, here’s a cup of hot coco. There, there.
[sub]P.S.: WOO![/sub]
Well, If you have a microwave, could I interest you in this?
Coldfire, helping out the VB-impaired since November 2000
[Edited by Coldfire on 11-24-2000 at 09:52 AM]
You’re complaining about cold air? The window over my desk has been stuck open for the past two months. This is not wholly unconnected with the six-day flu I’m still suffering from.
Being fired right now would almost be a positive boon. yoji, send some whiskey over this way.
Coldy (brr, your name isn’t making me any warmer…) if there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s slacking. So I’d never be fired for being a lousy slacker! All I have to say about that is WOO!
Mmm… cocoa… with the little marshmallows? How sweet!
Woo! Twisty and Duke, we simulposted. I only saw Coldy’s (brr) post.
Twisty: You might be able to interest me, if I didn’t have to copy/paste the damn link cuz you messed it up!
And Duke: Yeah! Let’s get fired! Coldy can fire you too if you want…
Silly question: Have you looked for the thermostat? If on one else is around then just turn that sucker up til you feel warm and toasty. Unless, of course, it’s one of those electronic models that require a code to make adjustments… Good luck! May 2:00 arrive sooner than you expect. Although, if I’m not mistaken, in Sci-Fi movies the cold always slows things down. Hmm… Oh well, good luck!
el_mono, you are SO right about the cold slowing things down. I am moving at negative warp speed. And yeah, the thermostat is one of those code-protected high tech newfangled thingies. I’m afraid They will come after me if I even attempt to fiddle with it!
I’m so cold I could cry, except it’d freeze! Do NOT lick the metal shelving…
Rasa, I really feel for you. I’m kinda miserable myself. I was going outside for a cigarette, and I had to come back in to drop off my jacket. Damn 70-degree Florida weather.
::thwaps blessedwolf upside the head with her gloves and hat::
Oh. Wait. You’re in FLORIDA? Pfft. I’d rather freeze to death than live there.
OWWWW!
C’mon, Florida ain’t that bad…at least everyone’s paying attention to us.
Rasa, do you have a coffee pot there? Fill it with a batch of hot water (or, if you prefer, make a pot of coffee) and then , while sitting, hold the pot between your legs just aft of your knees. I guarantee that will warm you.
::looks around all paranoid::
beatle, are you watching me? I must say, I’m not sitting here with a coffeepot between my knees, but you’re damn close! I keep refilling my coffee mug with hot water, and I’m hugging that for warmth. How pathetic! It seems to be helping. Except that my right hand is FROZEN from using the mouse. Grr. One hour and 15 min to go… where’s my Doper when I need him???
In the San Fransisco area…