Dear Great Debate Participants.
Disconcertingly, G_D has spoken to me, and in his all wise and wonderful and wrathful way has conveyed to me his displeasure with the state of GD. Specifically, he refers to the two threads not devoted to him, FBI Abuses and How truthful are the newspapers? The almightly decrees that he is most displeased with the lack of faithful obsessiveness with the state of discussing all things godlike. For your convenience, he suggests the following debate topics. “Is the Godhead Circumcised?” and “Resolved: God be pissed!” God also said he’d be stoked if Cecil would give him his own Topic, so that His majesty might be divined without distraction from lesser topics.
I asked him if too, it would be possible to get extra hamsters for our servers to better carry out his divine wisdom – I must go now to apologize to the landlord, for it appears he took this rather literally…