Take your skinny white ass, and get the fuck off of my TV. Yeah, I know, I could just turn off the TV, but then I wouldn’t have the chance to rant like this, now would I?
No offense to my white friends.
But…but…
I got nothing.
I feel like I’ve read this before.
It’s deja vu all over again.
When did she turn into Dolly Parton on crack?
You’re eagerly anticipating the God, I Fing hate Radiohead* thread that’s coming up aren’t you?
I feel like I’ve read this before.
It’s deja vu all over again.
I have never seen Carrie Underwood perform, nor have I ever heard her sing, but I’ll take your word for it.
No, I do not live under a rock. I don’t watch much TV though other than what I can watch online.
Oooh…is there going to be a “God, I F***ing Hate Duffy” thread because I’m going to be all over that.
But if she fell into my window like at the end of Animal House, I’d be that kid.
“thank you God!”
Then I’d do her.
I feel like I’ve read this before.
nth-ed
Maybe it’s just me, but when I hear that down-home country drawl, I think “retarded”.
I think I see the pattern here. You hate people with skinny asses (whether white or British). You’re an ass bigot.
It’s de–ah, fuck it. I’ve got new books to read.
You’ve got nothing on me. I feel like I posted it before.
Duffy, Miley Cyrus, Sir Paul McCrapney, you`re gonna be a busy man tonight Fiddle Peghead.
Lil Wayne also has a skinny ass.
I might be forced to defend him, rather than any of the others though…
No, I don’t think so. I just heard that the Jonas Brothers are coming up soon. Suffice it to say that I will not be watching any more of the Grammys tonight. I like my head, and I do not want it to explode any time soon.
I am aware of her but I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen Carrie Underwood. If I can avoid her, so can you.