God, I F***ing Hate Coldplay

Listening to them sing on 60 Minutes (I’d never heard them before), I thought “I can’t tell the difference between this band and Dave Matthews Band.” Both of them could be used as an anesthetic in the OR.

My daughter likes "Viva la Vida, " but she is only 11 and has shown incipient signs of not being a lesbian.

Just a data point.

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That’s your problem. Cold Play isn’t a rock band.

I don’t have the rancor you have for them but certainly agree they are overrated, big time, as is Maroon 5. They only did one song I can stand… Harder to Breathe. The rest of it is crappola!

Marvin Gaye was on? The stuff you miss when you leave the room for a few minutes. I can imagine his performance on the show must’ve so monumental that it shook the underpinnings of philosophical, theological, scientific, and medical knowledge (in addition to being damned smoooooooooth).

I wonder if the Grammy’s will get Elvis to perform next year.

And another thing:

God, I F**cking Hate [whoever your favorite band is]!

Uh, we were all watching the 2009 Grammys. More’s the pity for us I suppose; your show sounds much better.

Y’all have no musical taste, no sense generally, and also really tiny penises*. Just to piss you off, I will be buying the latest Coldplay album and I shall be playing it on a reasonable number of occasions both at home and at work. That’ll teach you punks. Now get the hell of my lawn!

*if you’re a lady, insert a remark here that would be about as insulting to women.

Does everyone feel this way about The Dave Matthew’s Band? Because seeing them compared to Coldplay kinda made me want to take someone out with a knife. DMB songs are not comprised of the same bar played over and over again throughout the entire song.

That said, I always did like “In My Place” off of A Cold Rush of Blood to the Head. But that’s all I’ll admit to.

Be my mirror, my sword and shield…

I don’t like Gwynneth’s husband’s humble act. I think he’s a better actor than she ever was.

What do you get when you play a Dave Matthews record backwards?

Another Dave Matthews record!

I don’t really mind his music but I thought that joke was funny. His drummer, especially, is awesome.

Who in the ball thumpin’ hell is Coldplay? Never heard of 'em.

I’m not hip, obviously - I’m new to Coldplay and I really like them!

I think this is another case of some of us not realising that other people’s opinions should dictate to us what we should like/dislike (however you may or may not be right that you’re not hip, I couldn’t say :slight_smile: ).

A former mod here, I think he was Dutch. Listened to too much Rush, though.

Wait, that’s Coldfire.

My children have made it clear to me that I’m not hip.

Sadly, he is also dead, as of a few months ago.

Edit - um. make that sax player. Clearly, I’m quite the fan.

I forget which movie it’s from but this post reminded me of the quote, “and you’re gay because you like Coldplay.”

I hesitate to say a band is good or bad, but Coldplay does absolutely nothing for me.

DMB doesn’t do much for me, either, but I at least understand the nature of their appeal: they’re decent middle-of-the-road pop, while giving the vague impression of alt/indie/whatever. So lots of people like them because they’re really mainstream, but get to think they’re liking this cool alt-pop band, which adds to their cachet in the minds of their fans.

And if I hear that “people in every direction” line just one more stinkin’ time, a radio somewhere is going to pay the price.

See? OLD! So old I can’t even remember Marvin Gaye is dead.

:sigh:

Same here. I keep catching myself thinking all the new guys are just copying each other and they all sound the same.