GOD Must Be The Ultimate Troll..

I’m not sure if this question or statement has been posted in the past…I’m a newbie btw…I was just wondering if you dopers thought the same way…take an example of God’s first post…Ten Commandments…look at all the shit that got stirred up over that…in my books that makes God the ultimate troll…but I could be wrong…from the looks of it…you guys really hate John John and that Michael Masterson guy…maybe they are the ultimate trolls…i’m gonna have to search their posts and make a final judgement for my self

I ran this through babble-speak. This is what came out:
PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
PAY ATTENTION TO ME!


The best lack all conviction
The worst are full of passionate intensity.
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But God, as the ultimate troll, does not have the time to personally infect every single message board with idiocy, redundancies, and other indicia of His trollishness. So He sends His minions to do it for Him.


Jodi

Fiat Justitia

You’re saying Jayburner is one of God’s minions?

And people wonder why I’m a nonbeliever…

St. Peter: “God, you look a little bummed. Why don’t you go down to earth and pick up on some of the local action?”

God: “I tried that once, Pete. Knocked up a Jewish girl down there and they still haven’t stopped talking about it!”

I’ve found GOD to be a very erudite and intelligent poster. He’s a little MPSIMS-sy for my tastes, but who am I to judge Him, right?

And before anyone asks, one would think that Satan would be the “ultimate troll,” and of course, he isn’t.

-andros-