Bibleman? The Holy Spirit wants me to tell you: you're a mealymouthed lying troll...

[FinnAgain]

… and an ignorant pig, to boot.

Yet again, I find myself wishing that we could ban people, not because they’re jerks, or trolls (although this motherfucker is one jerk of a troll)… no, I find myself wishing that we could ban people for being really fucking stupid.

Folks, if you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting this mouthbreathing son of a wrote, please let me introduce him with one of the single dumbest quotes ever to sully, well, anything.

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no one except Bible believers knows when the sun was actually formed

](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7920846&postcount=538)

Did you catch that folks? Nobody, except “Bible believers”, know when the sun was formed. Physics? Chemistry? Using your head as something other than a hat rack? Nawwwwww. This dumb fuck read it in a book, and now he doesn’t have to think. Ever again.

But this is just a taste of this drooling unevolved pile of sludge. And speaking of evolution… any guesses as to whether this waste-of-humanity is a fan of current evolutionary theory? Care to see just how unbelievably stupid and militantly ignorant this fundie is?

Strap in.

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Microevolution: the beaks of succeeding generations of finches will adapt to their environmental conditions.
Macroevolution: Frogs will eventually sprout wings and fly away, monkeys will all turn into men, and given enough time and chance that chair you’re sitting in will eventually get up and walk out of the room.
The first type has happened on a daily basis since creation. The second type has never happened and never will. Further, if all species had been formed this way as the theory postulates, there would be massive evidence for it literally at our feet - there is none. It’s a hopelessly bankrupt theory while ironically, anyone who believes it might actually be the only slim chance to validate it - obviously having somewhat less evolved reasoning powers.

](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7864528&postcount=375)

And his dishonesty, baiting, and insults don’t stop there. Oh no, this piece of filth has many ways to lie through his rotting teeth.

Here, you will note that he displays either ignorance or dishonesty and claims that the serpent in Genesis was really Satan. But, hey, this is the Dope, and we can expect Dopers to cleave to a certain basic standard… right?

Nope. This brainstem level fool responds to the fact there Ha’Satan makes no showing in Genesis with some mealymouthed bullshit and some thinly veiled personal attacks. And by the way, yes, I’m shivering. His imaginary friend is gonna beat me up! Oh noes!

Of course, the piece of shit goes on to lie some more.

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no one on this website could have a legitimate question about the identity of the spirit being who spoke through the serpent. And if there was such a person that truly didn’t know, they would not follow it up with a cavalier comment about blaspheming the Spirit.

P.S If you would like to catch me on a technicality, you should point out that in the garden, his name was actually Lucipher (the shining one). It wasn’t until after the temptation and fall that his name was changed to Satan - but shirley you already knew that.

](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7883953&postcount=446)

Shall we play count-the-lies? I did… of course, to no avail.

See, this piece of waste troll doesn’t have the intellectual honesty to concede a point when it’s shown that he’s wrong. No… his answer to the fact that he was either pig ignorant, or a liar?

Weapons grade ignorant smarmy dreck. Smarmy ignorant shit that requires a real good pretzeler to even begin to buy into it. A book, written centuries before a totally different author wrote a totally different book, “really” meant ‘the spirit of Ha’Satan’ instead of serpent. These mistakes happen, eh? Why, just the other day I meant to write “serpent” and instead I wrote “Shining one who fell from heaven.”

Of course, the lying pigfucker didn’t even bother to retract his lie that Ha’Satan was ever, anywhere in the Torah, called “Lucifer”. This lying bastard could only add it in, himself, in parentheses. Not only that, the lying fuck claimed that Ha’Satan was not called Ha’Satan until after the fall, and was in fact called “Lucipher” in the garden (dumb asshole is too stupid to know how to spell his own religon’s main demon). And yet, the cite he gave spoke of a ‘shining’ one after the fall. This asshole doesn’t even have the brains to keep his lies straight.

But, of course, this is just a smattering of whatever fecal matter dripped out of his skull on onto the SDMB. What’s worse, beyond the fact that he’s an ignorant lying fuck, is that the mods aren’t without knowledge of his behavior.

This thread is full of such braindead bullshit. And, what’s worse, this waste of space moron has, several times, been called out by tom for being a liar. In fact, tom went as far as to say [

[…]you post so many false assertions and never return to acknowledge the corrections to them that after a while I begin to think that perhaps you are doing it deliberately. [snip]With a history of making false statements that you generally fail to support and changing the topic when your facts have been demonstrated to be clearly in error, I have simply become suspicious of any claim you make. You go beyond holding a position in an argument to the point of leaving stinking piles of false claims in the threads to which you post.

](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7855933&postcount=313)

Tom knows that BM is a liar, in the service of an agenda. Now, what would be a good for to describe someone who is a liar in the service of advancing false claims and fighting with people? That’s right, this fucking moron is a troll, to boot. And unfortunately, even though he’s picked up a final warning for his string of personal insults in GD, the little troll hasn’t been removed from our presence yet. As to why the fuck that is, I can only assume that tom has cut this filthy little troll a bit of slack due to any possible “personal” reasons for wanting to see this scumfuck banned.

I have nothing but respect for the mods here, but damn if they haven’t dropped the ball by not dealing with this lying piece of infectious waste.

I know, I know. I’m foolish for responding to a troll. I’m also foolish for allowing this piece of shit troll to bother me. But goddessdamnit, we shouldn’t be subjected to smarmy idiots who deliberately spread lies and ignorance. Not here. Not on the Dope of all places.

This ignorant foodtube should certainly be allowed to spend the rest of his braindead life eating, shitting, and refusing to think. And he should be allowed to do it far, far away from this board.

There… I’ve vented and now I feel a bit better.

[Rhubarb]

@FinnAgain

This ignorant foodtube should certainly be allowed to spend the rest of his braindead life eating, shitting, and refusing to think. And he should be allowed to do it far, far away from this board

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You’re a more charitable person than me.

[sub]He should not be allowed to continue refusing to think. What did you think I meant?[/sub]

[FinnAgain]

I know of no power on earth that could compel that waste of space to exercise his neurons instead of allowing them to rot.

I just wonder what sort of a fetid swamp his particular corner of the gene pool resides in.

[Oakminster]

And that, folks, is what a classic pitting sounds like. 10/10

[furt]

@FinnAgain

And unfortunately, even though he’s picked up a final warning for his string of personal insults in GD, the little troll hasn’t been removed from our presence yet. As to why the fuck that is, I can only assume that tom has cut this filthy little troll a bit of slack due to any possible “personal” reasons for wanting to see this scumfuck banned.

I have nothing but respect for the mods here, but damn if they haven’t dropped the ball by not dealing with this lying piece of infectious waste.

The board would be a better place with both BM and Badchad put together in the same sack and tossed into the sea.

[FinnAgain]

@Oakminster

And that, folks, is what a classic pitting sounds like. 10/10

Thanks much.

@furt

The board would be a better place with both BM and Badchad put together in the same sack and tossed into the sea.

Personally I figure that, much like putting BM in a room with an Islamic fundie, they’d mutually annihilate.

[Bippy_the_Beardless]

It is a little known fact of necromancy that some peoples IQ actually increases when they are turned into a zombie.

[Ogre]

Actually, this moron could be my brother.

No, really. My brother and I have had screaming arguments about this shit. He’s utterly immune to logic. It’s impressive, in it’s way.

Man, I looooooooooooove going home for Thanksgiving. :rolleyes:

[silenus]

Nothing but net.

[FinnAgain]

@Bippy the Beardless

It is a little known fact of necromancy that some peoples IQ actually increases when they are turned into a zombie.

So he was dumber before he was zombified?
Is that kind of like having to stay late after class in order to fail?

@Ogre

Actually, this moron could be my brother.

No, really. My brother and I have had screaming arguments about this shit. He’s utterly immune to logic. It’s impressive, in it’s way.

Man, I looooooooooooove going home for Thanksgiving.

My condolences… I have an aunt who sends me glurge urging me to vote for ‘nonpartisan republicans’. Nowhere near as bad as having a realive like BM, though.

@silenus

Nothing but net.

Thank you kindly. I’m just noticing all the typos I made, so I’m glad that the flow wasn’t entirely ruined. “son of a wrote”… damn.

[David_Simmons]

@FinnAgain

“son of a wrote”… damn.

Not to worry. It was clearly intended as an insult. I just assumed it was some modern jargon that I hand’t caught up with yet.

[FinnAgain]

Ahhhh, that’s the angle I should’ve gone with; too hip for easy comprehension.

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

@FinnAgain

Ahhhh, that’s the angle I should’ve gone with; too hip for easy comprehension.

So hip you can’t see over your pelvis?

[FinnAgain]

I wish I had a witty response to that ETF. Instead… all I can do is notice all the errors I made in my OP. That’ll teach me to post when I’m still pissed off.

Hmmm… no, still got nothing.
You win the internet.

[Little_Nemo]

My standard response to people like this: The Lord gave you a brain for a reason. He wants you to use it.

[FinnAgain]

The sad thing is that BM is so damn dumb that he believes torturing the Bible into various shapes is the mark of true intellect. And, of course, that believing in the scientific method, or for that matter, any facts which contradict a bronze age mythological system… well, doing that means you’re “blind” and/or less intelligent than he is.

It’s a bit like walking through the looking glass and finding a Mensa meeting made up of a bunch of orangutans. Or perhaps a tighter analogy might be: an orangutan walking out of the looking glass, finding a computer, and registering on the Straight Dope.

[Anaamika]

**FinnAgain **has always had a clever way with words.

[FinnAgain]

Awww shucks ma’am… I reckon I can sling the lingo when I gotta.

[Cat_Whisperer]

“Son of a wrote?” What was that supposed to be? (I also thought it was some new slang I wasn’t up on, being un-hip and all.)

In all fairness, FinnAgain, the guy’s username is “Bible Man.” What’s that saying about arguing with pigs? You get nowhere, and you just annoy the pig?

[FinnAgain]

@featherlou

“Son of a wrote?” What was that supposed to be? (I also thought it was some new slang I wasn’t up on, being un-hip and all.)

I should’ve just smiled enigmatically!
Damn.

It was a bit of sloppy editing on my part. I meant to type “whore”, and must’ve misplaced a letter or two. It was underlined in red for me, and I clicked on what I thought was the right word. Turns out, wrong word. Having already edited (poorly) for spelling, on preview I primarily checked my OP for coding errors. And missed quite a few annoying little things in the process.

@featherlou

In all fairness, FinnAgain, the guy’s username is “Bible Man.”

True, but I edited the title of the thread a few times, and every space ended up counting. I am glad, though, that it’s a two part name. If it was a one part name, his abbreviated name would just be Bible, but as it is, it’s BM. Much more fitting for him, IMO.

@featherlou

What’s that saying about arguing with pigs? You get nowhere, and you just annoy the pig?

Pretty much. And that’s why I included the part about having been foolish. I know full well that I was, and I knew it at the time… but felt a compulsion to deal with his dishonesty and inaccuracy. Like needing to pick a scab.

Ideally, though, we’d just remove the swine from the Dope.
That way we don’t have to take any guff from 'em.