Well, who’d win in a straight out brawl between God( Jack Chick style) and the entire pantheon of the lovecraft gods?
Probably the latter, since they seem to be damnned powerful.
Of course, Jack Chick’s God would win, and only a godless heathen doomed to roast in the fires of hell would even suggest otherwise.
The Elder Gods have no son!!!
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn…
All hail mighty Cthulhu!
“The Elder Gods have no son.”
Of course they do. The two Wattley boys. And their followers get two Easters.
Blake: The Whateleys (need to watch that spelling, heathen) cannot redeem your soul. Only Jesus can do that. Repent, sinner, or you will burn in the fiery pits of Hell.
Only God has a son that came back from the dead!!!
Thank you very much 
for Homeland Security chief.
Why pick the lesser of two evils?
I’d give it to Cthulhu in a heartbeat. Frankly, the Christian God just isn’t much. Not only could Cthulhu take him, but I think Silver Surfer could whip him pretty easily. And frankly, Superman has it all over the Christian God in terms of mythos … just think of it, a son whose father dies … along with his ENTIRE race … just so he can come to Earth and save humans from the consequences of their foolishness.
No, I think the Christian God could PROBABLY take out Wolverine from X-Men (though not Storm) and he could probably beat Batman.
I am SO going to hell!
Okay, but who would win: Jesus or an Imperial Star Destroyer?
Settle. Why settle for the lesser evil?
Thanks, Arcana…someone in my office asked why I was laughing so hard…then gave me a strange look when I explained. And so now I’m even more alienated from my co-workers…it so cold here, and so lonely…
Welllll…the Great Old Ones were after all defeated and imprisoned at one time. Someone had to do it, and it sure wasn`t Merlin.
No. Batman wins if he’s prepared.
Y’all are forgetting about Bob! He’d win outright using his Slack and the Pipe of Many Dimensions!
We weren’t defeated and imprisoned, we just all decided to take naps for awhile. Really. I wouldn’t lie about this.
But what about Jack Chick God and/or the Old Ones versus a giant Febreeze™-gun-wielding combining mecha which locomotes on a vast carpet of ninjas, and whose component robo-vehicles are piloted by President Lincoln, Mindless Green Hulk, Spider-Man, and Red Mage?
Twink out.
The elder gods would eat the mecha.
Against god, when god sends them to hell, they would absorb the souls there and eat the wall of hell, and eat the angels there so they wouldn’t have to go through that again.
Silly question, we all know there is no such thing as God( Jack Chick style).
Now Lovecraft mythos vs’ the combined Hindu gods, that would be a cool fight.
I would definitaly kick that upstart Shiva little punk ass.