Nobody expects the Spaniel Inquisition! What? Somebody had to say it!
BTW, a newbie made Threadspotting! 
Yay me! I’d like to thank so many people… Firstly, I’d like to thank all of you for being such a wonderful audience! [cue applause]
I also want to thank my friends, my family (especially my daddy who paid for my membership 
) and most of all… I’d like to thank Dog. I couldn’t have done it without you! Thank you again!
Woohoo! Bundykala inspired me to register!
I got a new dog last month, does this mean I am born again?
That would be ‘whelped again’. 
Not that us Miaoists would know anything about that…
(Welcome, Kuboydal!)
Are tummy rubs an acceptable form of dog worship?
My apartment building won’t let me have a dog. Can I sue them for religious discrimination?
as are wishbone scritches and carefully extracting foxtails.
Communion.
“Take eat, this is my kibble…this is my fur of the of the new testement which is shed for many.”
Mark Your Territory: 22-24
And yes, the Antidog is a Cat. In another typo, it was supposed to be 6666 for the six toes on each foot. Hail Kitty!
And this from someone whose username means ‘black beast’… could it be… Kitten?
But the so-called Antidog is actually a highly-misunderstood concept. The Antidog actually stands for personal freedom and respnsibility, free from the chains that society and its institutions would throw over us. When you look into his glittering eyes, you will see that he is not called the Bringer of Light for nothing.
The Antidog has been mischaracterised throughout history. Even Hollywood has gotten into the act. In the fictionalised docudrama “Cats versus Dogs”, the Dog is portrayed as a bumbling, good-hearted simpleton, eager to please, and trusting in the goals and methods of the hierarchy. The Cat, on the other hand, is portrayed as a cruel, sadistic plotter, pulling strings at the cetre of a web of influnce.
These two battle for supremacy. In the movie, the Dog wins, of course. and the Cat flees in ignominy. But that victory is simply propaganda put out to soothe the minds of those Dogians who might have started thinking for themselves. Be nice, follow orders–even when higher-ups mess up–and you will receive your just reward.
But if it wasn’t for the Cat, there would be no struggle, no test of wills, no honing of skills. The Cat pulls Dogians out of the comfortable nests of their hierarchy, forcing them to exercise both body and mind, and become strong.
In short, the Antidog is actually a force for good, because he tests the followers of the Dog.
Hellfire and dalmatians?
If you have read The Dogvinci Code, which you really should, the 6666 is derived as follows:
A six toed cat is a polydactyl animal with a total of 24 toes. A normal cat (not that I’ve ever seen a normal cat) has 5 toes up front and 4 at the rear giving a total of 18 toes. Take 18 from 24 and you have 6. Add this digit to the end of 666 (it doesn’t matter which end) and you have your 6666.
I’m glad to have been of assistance to you.
The Dogvinci Code is actually an inaccurate translation from the original Puppish scrolls.
The proper translation was independently published in the Canary Islands in the early part of the Canine Era as The Davinci Coat, but it was suppressed by the forces of State Dogism. In The Davinci Coat, numerology is revealed to be a hoax perpetrated by the Elders of the Dogist Church in their quest to centralise paw-er over their packs.
The Cat was chosen as a convenient scapegoat, someone for the ignorant packs to howl at and pursue. Many innocent Cats died, torn apart by the teeth and claws of their pursuers.
Trust not power and hierarchy!
Yes! Of course! Tummy rubs and pats on the head are always appreciated.
You could try. Have you actually explained to the owners that this is a matter of religion? A little preaching couldn’t hurt.
Welcome! (Hah, I feel like such a fraud saying that. Only being a week or two older than you. But Dog will forgive me.)
Well, some dognominations believe you’ll just end up in Furgatory.
psst … see post #19, click the link.
There is another typo that has been lost though the ages. It concerns St. Dagobert. Conspiracy theorists believe him to be decended from the reptiles and allege that the name is a corruption of Drago. No, they got it wrong. There is a corruption in the name but it’s Dog Rover, a St. Bernard. Some of the letters got mixed up. He was a loyal king. St. Dog Rover. It was man who wrongfully disposed of him and from thenceforth the canine line has been in abayance. So remember, dear friends, whenever you hear a dog bark, they are warning you of the day when all dogs shall be unleased and rule the earth.
Wow. This puts the Simpsons in a new light, with their dog, Santas little helper!!!
Some people have a real twisted sense of humour when it comes to naming their pets.
A small anecdote: Last night I was at my brother’s place and his roommate’s cat, Jazzmine, came up to me. I told her she was the Antidog and she responded by nuzzling up to my face and purring. I took that as a sign of agreement. Cats sound so evil when they purr.