The headline pretty much says it all:
Woman who was driving while praying with her eyes closed hits house
God should have been her Back-Seat Driver.
“Oh Lord… won’cha drive my… Merceeeeedes-Benz… / I’m busy prayin’… I must make amends…”
Florida, what would we do without you?
Mock Georgia?
Why do people think God is going to drive their car for them? Do they also expect God to wash their dishes, do their laundry, mow their lawn, and clean out their cat’s litterbox? If you want to show respect to God, don’t treat him like he’s your servant.
Was she also watching a Harry Potter movie?
God forbid.
She should have turned the plastic Jesus on her dashboard around so that He was watching the road.
No doubt god’s line was busy. She should have sent a text, much quicker.
Jesus had the wheel. Unfortunately He never learned how to drive.
Maybe she was praying to hit the house and got her wish granted?
Maybe she was praying to be a national joke?
Maybe she was praying for some sort of attention?