Why would Jesus care about what we drive as long as we are nice to each other and refrain from nailing people to wood?
Do these people think that by attaching religious significance to their insignificant cause they can attract adherents? (Not just attention. The Nazis get attention in every history class across the world, but very few new Nazis are in evidence.)
Is fuckwicketry really that endemic in the outside world?
Silly people. Did nobody think to consult the Bible for the answer? I direct your attention to the Gospel of John, whe we learn that Jesus drove a Honda, as he says:“For I did not speak of my own Accord…”
Someone answered this question for me today when I forgot to accelerate after the light turned green. After much car honking, someone finally leaned out the window and yelled “Jesus Christ would Yugo!”
My neighbor is names Jesus and he drives a 98’ Civic with one of thos irritating mufflers on it and blue lights underneath the body. I like the lights but the muffler is fucking stupid.
And Jesus uses my parking space all the time. I was outside one night and he was in my space and I saw him go into his house so I went and asked him to move his car and he asked “Why don’t you leave a note?”. I was so pissed all I could think to say was “If you can’t read the fucking number on the space, why would I waste the effort in writing you a note.”. He also playes his stereo way loud and drinks in the parking lot with his friends all the time.