What would Jesus drive?
The Christler Jehovan, of course. Water transportation (in case it’s too far for Him to walk) might include something from the line of fine Christ Craft boats.
But why would He need a boat, since he can walk on water? Unless, of course, the holes in His feet haven’t healed.
Sam wasn’t in Dogma. Have I been whoosed?
I think Jesus would drive an obnoxious SUV just to piss everyone off…like an H2…or an Escalade…or even an Excursion.
And, no, obnoxious SUV is not an oxymoron.
No, but Chris Rock was Rufus the 13th apostle who maintained throughout the movie that Jesus was black.
By the way, if “obnoxious SUV” isn’t an oxymoron, how about redundant? 
Hey! Put those rocks down! Some of my best friends drive SUVs. Trackers, but SUVs.
CJ
Who realizes that ducking and running for the hills won’t work when you’re taking on SUV drivers.
Funny, redundant’s what I meant. I drive an SUV and although I’m obnoxious, my vehicle isn’t.
Well, it might if they’re driving one of those pansy SUVs…like a CRV, a RAV4 or a Samurai.
Hey! My girlfriend drives a RAV4, and I like it! Therefore, it doesn’t qualify as an SUV to begin with. Hell, it’s got 4 cylinders - it’s obviously not in the same tree-burning league as the other monsters that dwarf it. 
One doesn’t so much as drive a RAV4 (and their ilk) as one prays for a steep decline or stiff tailwind…
Feh. You’re talking to the owner of a Peugeot with 75 prancing thoroughbreds under the hood. This kind of car teaches you that driving fast mostly means never to brake, and taking curves professionally. Why, just last Friday, I had the speedometer reach 190 km/h on a slight decline! Next time, I’ll remove the wipers and the antenna, to get past that magic 200 km/h barrier.
Fucking spoiled 400 BHP V8-sissies.
Cause he forgot where the rocks are.
lol!
I’m not up on my metric and too lazy to look…:rolleyes:
How fast is that in MPH?
Divide by eight, multiply by five. 125mph.
Thus speaks the voice of jealousy, my friends.
So, it’s 5/8th’s of 200, hmm? or .625…thanks.
and I guess 125 is allright, since you included some turns!
It won’t outrun the law in these parts though…got some damned long straightaways 'round here. Y’all know what I’m talkin about.
What/where’s the longest straight run, w/out any stops or turns?
(This might need a new thread)
Oh no, this was without turns. Downhill for like 8 kilometers, or 4.97 miles.
And weirddave? Don’t you drive European cars?
Allright now!!! wait a minute…
is it divided by 8 and multiplied times 5 or NOT??
“Oh no, this was without turns. Downhill for like 8 kilometers, or 4.97 miles.”
Must be the new math…
Gottwagon?
Ack! 12.87 miles. Multiply by 1.609, not divide. :smack:
I’ve never understood why people have problems with the metric system.
A millimeter is the closest I can hold thumb and forefinger together without having them touch.
A centimeter is about the length of a given knuckle.
Two decimeters is – well, maybe we better skip that one!
A meter is a “giant step” stride.
A kilometer is how far you can walk before you get tired.
Now I’m really confused…8/8=1*5= 5 miles
I give up…