http://money.cnn.com/2002/11/20/news/companies/cars/index.htm
A new campaign is planning to target SUVs by appealing to conceptions of Jesus that, supposedly, would have him driving a more fuel efficient car.
But really, what WOULD Jesus drive?
http://money.cnn.com/2002/11/20/news/companies/cars/index.htm
A new campaign is planning to target SUVs by appealing to conceptions of Jesus that, supposedly, would have him driving a more fuel efficient car.
But really, what WOULD Jesus drive?
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Jesus would drive a VTOL sports car that gives oral sex, back rubs and would be able to calculate the winning lotto numbers.
Unfortunatly it’d only come in yellow.
Judging from the historical record, I’d be surprised to see Jesus driving anything more sophisticated than a mule.
No, CRorex, Jesus is a VTOL sports car …
Hydrogen-powered at that.
[sub] or maybe not[/sub]
All’s I know is if I hear that joke about the Honda Accord one more time something beautiful’s going to die. 'Sides, everyone knows it was Moses and the Israelites who drove Accords.
www.Andrewsullivan.com has some wiseguy answers:
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Jesus would drive a red VW Microbus, with shovels and rakes and implements of destruction! And a half ton of garbage that Alice and Ray never got around to disposing of!
Probably a firetruck with a busted siren, because it’s a vehicle that’s very likely to get nailed at a crossroads.
Arlo is Jesus?!
Popemobile!
“Verily, officer, you are pressing your luck”.
Yeah, sure, just lemme see your license.
Do you know who I am, my son?
No, and I don’t care. License.
I am the Son of God.
And I’m the Easter Bunny. What are you, a wiseass? Get out of the car.
Tell me, have you heard of Lot?
Yeah, I heard a lot, and I heard enough outta you. Get outta that vehicle, and place your hands on the hood, smart guy…
A Chrys(t)ler …
You’ve seen the light of Guthrianity? Praise Arlo!
And yea, Our Lord spake of His vehicle choice unto the multitudes: “I don’t want a pickle / I just wanna ride on my motorcycle.” (Motorcyclesians 1:1) And He saw that it was good, and lo, there was much rejoicing.
I liked what Leno said -
Single guy, carpenter, living in a rural area - probably a big truck.
To quote te Screaming Blue Messiahs, “Jesus Chrysler Drives a Dodge”. It just doesn’t get much clearer than that.
I guess it would have been even clearer had I typed “THE Screaming Blue Messiahs” in my prior post instead of “te Screaming Blue Messiahs”.
So sorry. So very,very sorry…
The Jesus I believe in would drive a beat-up 1978 Pinto, brown with beige interior, which he would miraculously be able to fit all 12 disciples into, like one of those clown cars in the circus. Oh, and it would never explode (also a miracle).