From the BBC
The lord is my Chevrolet, I shall not want.
He maketh me buy greener vehicles. He leadeth me beside the stalled traffic.
He restoreth my sole: he leadeth me in the path of the righteous pedestrian.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of expense, I will fear no price per gallon: for thou art with me, thy bus pass and ethanol comfort me.
I think he would drive some sort of hybrid. And when I raced by him in my SUV, he’d gimme one of them “holier than thou” looks.
“For I did not speak of my own Accord…” - John 12:49
A Plymouth–he drove the money lenders out of the temple in a Fury.
Just a thought. . .
Today’s column talks about the origins of oil.
If oil is from ancient organisms and is millions of years old, does that mean fundamentalists shouldn’t use petroleum products?
**What would Jesus Drive? **
Mary Magdalene.
Well, only if you believe Dan Brown.
For some reason I always picture him driving a flower-power VW bus.
Probably a Toyota Tacoma, Ford F150, or something like that.
Carpenter.
Actually, they’re coming out with hybrid-powered pickups now (I know GM makes a couple, and the Dodge Ram has one out, but only for fleet customers), so he’d probably want one of those.
A hovercraft for all that driving on water…
Really- a 1969 Mustang Convertable, top down.
;j
Jesus would drive an M1 Abrams.
right over a great many modern churches.
Disciples … :smack:
Let’s see…he was a middle-eastern religious radical who was executed for formenting rebellion, right?
Probably either a custom armored Mercedes-Benz, or a Technical. :smack:
That, or a '48 Tucker. A high-powered mutant never fated for mass production…too weird to live, but too rare to really die.
checks out post #6
Close enough.
Guess I’ll just mosey on out of here.
