Well, for starters, he wouldn’t be a big honkin’ Suburban such as the one you’ve got the bumper-sticker stuck to.
That’s my guess, anyway.
“Buy,” not “be,” dammit!
What Would Darwin Think? I like this one better.
He wouldn’t BE a Suburban, either–I don’t think He can transmogrify…leave that to the wizards(Satan’s spawns!).
Me, I see Jesus in a Mini-Cooper. Or a VW Thing (remember those?).
In a recent thread, I asked what would Xena do? I realized that the solution would be illegal, so nevermind.
Figures *my * mind jumped straight into the gutter until I realized you’d meant she’d kill people or something.
When I first came here from Canada, I started seeing all these cars with WWJD stickers on them. I had to ask my wife what wildly popular radio station it was. She had a good laugh. Oh well, culture shock and all that…
I still see VW Things! Interesting looking things.
Heh! 
Yeah, to be specific, it was a pitting, and my message was as follows, in case you are curious:
The WWSD was meant to be "What Would Socrates Do, and I was hoping to point out, once I received a reply, that since Jesus was supposed to be a good person, and he broke religious laws to help people, christians should approve of catholic priests who do similar things, re: aids education and condom use in Africa, as opposed to others on the thread, who believed that the church should not change it’s stance one iota.
Jesus would drive an Accord.
After all, all the angels were in one.
J.W.T.T.B.
[sub]Jesus Would Take The Bus[/sub]
He would not be one for material possessions.
WWJD?
Doesn’t that seem like a highly inappropriate thing to be advertising on your bumper sticker?
Keep the Neo-Nazi crap to yourself, man.
“We Want Jews Dead” indeed.
No, no, no. It’s "Who Wants Jack Daniels?’
To which the only appropriate answer is, of course, “Me!”
He would totally be up for Chinese food.
'Cause it’s kosher and all …
Would Jesus ask what somebody else would do?
I think not.
Of course He wouldn’t, since He’d already know the answer to the question. 
Are you accusing Jesus of the equivelent of insider trading?
I think Jesus would be into classic cars, especially Plymouths. Don’t I remember reading that He drove some money-changers out of a temple in a Fury?
Of course, if He wanted an SUV, He would look for a late-model Jeep or Dodge – something with the Christler badge on it.
When I played in an oldies rock band a few years ago, the lead singer had a satin jacket.
On the front was
WWED?
On the back?
What Would Elvis Do?
Jesus would write on the ground, ignoring everyone and if pestered sufficiently would say, ‘Let him who is flawless judge others.’