Actually, I thought WWSD was “What Would Scooby Do?”
I thought it meant: What Would Satan Do? but that’s my bad…
I can see Jesus on the “L”–yeah!
Would he take Amtrack, Greyhound or Trailways?
Or hitchike? I can see Him doing that.
Aaaaaarrrrggghhh! Earworm! Now I’ve got that awful “God on the bus” song in my head! Curse you, eleanor!
Apostles, not Angels. (Poly mutters about Biblical illiteracy, until Scott Plaid throws a bucket of cold water on him.)
But the entire point to Christianity is that God was one of us, just walkin’ a dusty road up in Galilee, talkin’ about how to love your fellow man.
Let chaim and Jersey Diamond have their avenging Messiahs coming in glory. Mine knew what it was to be human, and tried to show us how to be the best kind of human.
(Sorry if this got too witness-y for MPSIMS or the Pit. But the answer to the question in the OP requires it of me.)
Not a prob. It’s not often that you and I find ourselves in agreement, theologically – but apparently we are on the issue of “Jesus wouldn’t drive a big honkin’ Suburban.”
Up here in da UP, it means Why Worry, Just Drink.
It seems to me that Jesus, if he were to choose an automobile, would go for something made by “Chrystler.”
Possibly a JC Cruiser?
Well I don’t know what he would drive, but I can tell you that Jesus built my hotrod.
Seriously though why is it always the idiot in the gas guzzling SUV whos switching lanes 15 times in two blocks without a turn signal, cutting people off and almost causing several accidents. . . is the same guy with the “WWJD” sticker and the fish symbol on his bumper???
:rolleyes:
::Scott stares at his hands, wondering how this bucket got here, and what happened to the last ten minutes of his life. He can’t remember a thing, but he is clearly holding a bucket half full of water, and Polycarp is soaked with the stuff::
Shrug.
As long as I have it, I might as well use it. ::throws a half bucket full of water over everyone who has posted since post 25.::
Ok, now that I have your attention, this is a hijack. I will not be taking this thread to Cuba, but I was just hopeing to know if anyone here read post #220 of Pitting the attitude, not necessarily Evil Captor. Personal Responsibility- extinct??
You see, when I quoted it earlier in this thread, eleanorigby (who, incidentally, waits at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door), thought that WWSD meant “What Would Satan Do?”, while MisterThyristor thought it meant “What Would Scooby Do?” As I said, I was trying to apply it to Socrates.by asking a socratic question. It never occurred to me that it could be read that way. :eek: Sure, I didn’t define it at the time, because I thought it would be sooooo clever :rolleyes: for me to define it later in the same thread, after the question was answered, which it never was.
Looking at eleanorigby’s response, it’s unclear if she meant when she saw it here, in that thread, or in RL. Thus, I was hoping to ask, did anyone read the thread I linked to, at the time I originally posted it, and if so, did they misunderstand it? I will take silence to mean “No.”, so as to cut down on the hijacking of this thread.
Oh, and here. ::Scott toses hotel towels to everyone he splashed, either now, or when he splashed Polycarp.::
Are you tellin’ me that Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?!?
I read it as “What would Satan do?” in the original thread; I assumed you were meaning that lying to people to “save their souls” was more Satanic than Christlike behaviour.
:smack: I am such a :wally. Thanks for the response, Graycat.
wwabmd? What would a Bonobo Monkey do? would be good if there was only a way to make it understandable.
Jesus would drive a suburban.
Mini-Cooper? You try getting 12 friends into a Mini Cooper.
Actually, Paul would drive and Jesus would sit in the back and get stoned.
I dunno; some of His most vocal spoksemen seem to be screwballs!
But that gives you only 3 choices:
- Eat
- Take drugs
- Die
- Profit!
- Sing your heart out!
I thought that WWJD stood for “What Would Jenna Drink?”