What Would Jesus Do?

[Dob]

sorta off topic…but I was driving home last night and a large SUV in front of me had this as his license plate:

USISGR8

And a bush/cheney sticker on the back window. Im an American and for some reason I wanted to rear end him!

[wampeter]

@NothingMan

Seriously though why is it always the idiot in the gas guzzling SUV whos switching lanes 15 times in two blocks without a turn signal, cutting people off and almost causing several accidents. . . is the same guy with the “WWJD” sticker and the fish symbol on his bumper???

:rolleyes:

And the guy with the Phish symbol is calm and courteous…

[mailman]

measure twice, cut once.

[Balle_M]

@Anaamika

4. Profit!

No, that would be WWCTD (What Would Colonel Tom Do).

[Cervaise]

Bumper sticker on my vehicle:

W W J B ?
who would jesus bomb?

In the rear-view mirror, I typically get one of two reactions: (a) knowing smiles and sometimes outright laughter, or (b) red-faced anger, a clenched jaw, and white knuckles on the wheel. Not a lot of in-between responses at all.

I find this dichotomous reaction interesting and darkly amusing.

[Wile_E]

@Dob

sorta off topic…but I was driving home last night and a large SUV in front of me had this as his license plate:

USISGR8

And a bush/cheney sticker on the back window. Im an American and for some reason I wanted to rear end him!

Why? Isn’t u sis great?

[danceswithcats]

@mailman

Jesus was a Carpenter, so he’d measure twice, cut once.

So they were really a trio? All these years, I thought it was just Karen and Richard. :smack:

[Sattua]

Jesus definitely wouldn’t have cut in front of me in the lunch line like you did, you jerk.

[Walloon]

Jesus had twelve apostles. He’d need at least an SUV; maybe a bus.

[eleanorigby]

@Scott_plaid

You see, when I quoted it earlier in this thread, eleanorigby (who, incidentally, waits at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door), thought that WWSD meant “What Would Satan Do?”, while MisterThyristor thought it meant “What Would Scooby Do?” As I said, I was trying to apply it to Socrates.by asking a socratic question. It never occurred to me that it could be read that way. :eek: Sure, I didn’t define it at the time, because I thought it would be sooooo clever :rolleyes: for me to define it later in the same thread, after the question was answered, which it never was.

Looking at eleanorigby’s response, it’s unclear if she meant when she saw it here, in that thread, or in RL. Thus, I was hoping to ask, did anyone read the thread I linked to, at the time I originally posted it, and if so, did they misunderstand it? I will take silence to mean “No.”, so as to cut down on the hijacking of this thread.

thanks for the towel.
Um…where I keep my face is MY bizness!

Anyway–I feel somewhat bad here, but truly I am innocent. I haven’t even opened the Evil attitude thread, ever! So, I am either a pawn in the game of Pit threads, or a seriously sick individual who needs exorcism…or someone with more clever repartee than yourself!

Back to the thread.

[wonderwench]

@twickster

Well, for starters, he wouldn’t be a big honkin’ Suburban such as the one you’ve got the bumper-sticker stuck to.

That’s my guess, anyway.

What if he used the SUV to deliver meals to homebound disabled people?

[Scott_Plaid]

I am shocked and offended by this comment :mad:

What can a SUV do, that a VW hippie micro-bus, cannot do better?

[Walloon]

Four-wheel drive, independent suspension.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

What Would Jesus Do?

…for a Klondike Bar?

[wonderwench]

@Scott_plaid

I am shocked and offended by this comment :mad:

What can a SUV do, that a VW hippie micro-bus, cannot do better?

What if the homebound people live offroad and 4-wheel drive is required to deliver the nutritious and tasty meals?

Hmmmmmm???

[buttonjockey308]

The debate rages here but among those, there ain’t no giant suv.

[Scott_Plaid]

:smack: I misread it, and thought it said homeless, not housebound.

[Sunspace]

I kinda always had Jesus pegged for a backpacker type of guy…

[Kythereia]

Oh, come on, none of you can see Jesus driving a Harley-Davidson?

[twickster]

If he had a bike, it would be a little less cliched than a Harley – a BMW, maybe, or a Triumph.