Goddam Lucy, Lay Off My Man Linus

Yo bitch, my homie’s only trying to score some security with his thumb-sucking and blanket-hugging. Why don’t you cut him some slack? Bitch be stealing his flannel and burying the goddam thing in the backyard, homeboy’s gotta get the goddam DAWG to help him find it. Next thing the rat-sucking ho be SLAPPIN’ my boy AND his posse. Goddam round-headed sucker, what’s he good for, white-boy kite-flying PUNK should be SLAPPIN’ that no-good female, stead o’ trying to kick some damn football DAMN KNOWWHUTIMEAN?

Um, word?

Goddamn it. Linus is Lucy’s fukin little brother. What kin of whak fuck you talkin here?

The kind you hear about on Jerry Springer ?

:: d&r ::

Torgo,

You sound like one of those gangsta rapper hippity hoppiters that I keep hearing about. If you find that you are frequently being mis-interpreted, then perhaps you should write in a dialect on English that doesn’t require translation or interpretations.

Did you kill TwoPack Shaker? You really shouldn’t have. Shakers are a very peaceful people and there was no good reason for doing that. You ghetto people are very confused. Please don’t sell any of your cracked cocaine here on this bulletin board.

Good greif.

Playa hater!

I’m no psychic, but somehow I think Esprix is going to interpret this as a personal attack. You done it now, Torgo.

Y’know bossk, over in this thread you said:

I think that’s a perfect summation of your fixation with Esprix. Given that you’re probably bigger than three-feet, it follows that that Esprix must the humblest man alive.

Fenris

Fenris, you are my god.

Bossk, grow up. Nobody cares about your “feud” with Esprix. Sorry for the interruption, Torgo. Now, you were saying?

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*Originally posted by Fenris *
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EXCUSE me, but I started this thread so do you mind keeping all comments about ME, thank YOU.

Hmmmm…“I’m no psychic, but somehow I think Torgo is going to interpret this as a personal attack. You done it now, Torgo.”

I dunno, man. Unless you’ve got Multiple Personality Disorder, I don’t think that really makes much sense, but hey, it’s your thread.

Now that is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time! ROFLMAOTIPAOM!!![sup]1[/sup]

[sup]1 I created this just for this thread. Interpretation: Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off Til I Pee All Over Myself.[/sup]

Word - Sally be my be-yatch, and I be her sweet baboo.

Esprix

[sub](If you didn’t know, Torgo, I played Linus in a community theatre production of “Snoopy!” a few years ago.)[/sub]

“Snoopy!”?? Do you mean “You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown”?

Seriously, the Lucy-Linus stuff really pissed me off as a kid. There was a series of strips in which Lucy, always on Linus’ case about his blanket, stole it from him and buried it. Linus went through withdrawals (Schulz’s drawings of him for these strips made him look like a shattered meth addict) before Snoopy finally dug up his blanket and presented it to him. I remember being so pissed at Lucy, wanting to give her a good smack…“Why dontcha leave him alone you MEANIE!!!”…and feeling so good when Linus got the blanket back…“That’ll teach ya, ya big FATHEAD!!”

Nope. There were two Peanuts musicals. “Snoopy!” was the later one. It wasn’t bad, and it had several good numbers(“I Know Now” was the best song, IMHO, followed by “Edgar Allen Poe”), but it didn’t pull together quite as well as “You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown” or have a stand-out hit like “Happiness”.

Fenris

I’m sure that the production Esprix was in was at least equal to any production of “You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown” solely because of what was, I’m sure, his stunningly realistic portrayal of Linus :smiley:

You finally agreed to her? Wow, a lot has happened since last year that will be never documented in the funny pages.