How about a pineapple and canadian bacon flavored candy cane? Eh? Eh?
I wouldn’t eat it either.
I do like the blueberry canes, though - they look so festive on my all-blue tree.
Kuyboydal, you’re *killin’ *me! 
:dubious: I’m pretty sure death threats are banned on this board, ok? Or wait. Is that a death promise?
For what it’s worth, I hate all things mint. The only mint that goes into my mouth is my toothpaste. If they made a non mint tooth paste that didn’t taste like ass, I’d be all over it. So, candy canes pretty much taste like hate to me.
Unless they are the magical, Technicolor candy canes. Num num num. Fruity candy canes. I only like the ones that are yellow with blue and red stripes though- the fruit flavored ones. Though something tells me that an orange candy cane could be magic.
Oh, I also enjoy Hawaiian pizza. It’s my second favorite to (gasp) vegetarian pizza. In fact, I think most pizzas have WAY too much meat on them, it’s foul. Nothing is more gross than a pizza swimming in pig grease.
Except maybe a candy cane.
Ahh! Apparently I am an Allosaurus!
Now I’m off to find a leather jacket.
Thank you OtakuLoki.
Back on track, do they make egg nog flavored canes? That would be sweet.
I figured you would be part of the gang. Welcome. Just look for one of the slow moving vegetarian types and take his/her coat.
Absolutely. They are a very popular homemade Christmas gift. I did them dipped in white chocolate on one end then rolled them in white nonpareils. They were quite a hit. Got the recipe from Martha Stewart.
Yep. You are right. I’ve tasted it too and have regretted it for some time.
See, this is why people bitch about SDMB cliques. You think a guest could get away with that kind of unbridled racism?
This country is supposed to be a melting pot! And when I open up that pot, I don’t expect to see certain flavors excluded because they’re the “wrong color” or because they “smell funny” or because they “rot your teeth straight out of your head.”
For shame, sir. For shame…
Candy canes should be red & white peppermint, otherwise they’re not really candy canes. So mote it be.
Canadian bacon & pineapple, as well as chicken with BBQ sauce, on pizza is further proof that the US has replaced France as the culinary center of the universe. (No, I don’t know from whence came these two combinations, but it doesn’t matter because the US rocks, dude)
It’s a death prediction. I challenge you to find anything in the rules forbidding that.
(Oh, and in case it wasn’t clear, 
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Real candy canes should be straight, not curved, in the first place. “Canes” are straight. Cite.
So a candy “cane” can, and does, come in 38 flavors, at a minimum. 
No idea who first had the idea of curving a candy stick or “cane” around and somehow managing to officially dub that a “candy cane” for the American candy-buying public.
My understanding of the FAQ is that death threats are permissible, uniquely for the SDMB, only in candy fights, and that all dueling must take place with the aforesaid candy canes, or as it were, sticks.
Choose your weapons, gentlemen.
May we sharpen our candy canes, or must we leave them blunted?
That’s up to the duelists and their seconds.
I’ll only have to use my teeth. And after sucking on my cane for a bit, the end is nice and pointy.
Prepare to duel my buttered popcorn and cotton candy canes fiends!
Oh please, people, lighten up. Candy canes can be any flavor people want them. It’s none of your damned business.
Having said that, if I EVER see chocolate-flavored eggnog, a kitten is going to have to die.
Chocolate-flavored eggnog causes masturbation?
Odd.
Indirectly. Chocolate-flavored eggnog causes dead kittens. Dead kittens make me want to ma…
Am I saying that out loud?
Aah, chicken … yet another thing that has no business on a pizza. Especially not barbecued or teriyaki chicken. Chicken is poison.
Not necessarily. Haven’t you ever seen the canes used in traditional English school discipline? Candy canes are clearly a British invention, hung on the Christmas tree to remind children of what they’re going to get instead of presents if they’re naughty
Now I’m confused. Does this mean chocolate-flavored eggnog is a good thing?
I just want all of you to know that I work in a deli and tonight, in honor of this thread, I’m going to be sure to make a barbeque chicken pizza smothered in pineapple.
Some of us are way ahead of you.
Make sure you put bacon on it, too. Chicken, bacon, black olive and pineapple, on a mix of barbeque and regular sauces (just barbecue is a little too sweet, but half and half with regular sauce, mixed well - c’est magnifique!)
Oh, and I’ve always preferred the cherry canes, although I did look askance at the rainbow-like selection offered at Target this year. I’m not sure I’m ready for a pomegranate candy cane…